Ein normaler Abend in der Canal Street, einer touristischen Fußgängerzone von Manchester voller Schwulenbars und Nachtclubs. Stuart und Vince, zwei Jugendfreunde im Alter von 29 Jahren, treffen sich dort gerne zum Trinken, Tanzen und Baggern – bis zum Ende der Nacht. Stuart macht sich an Nathan heran, einen 15-Jährigen, der keine Angst vor einem Date hat. Der hübsche Mann nimmt den Teenager mit nach Hause, während ein Muskelpaket ein Auge auf den sensiblen Vince geworfen hat …

Vince is trying to match Phil with Alexander, but Alexander returns from holiday with new boyfriend Lee. They met during the flight and Lee doesn't speak English.

Vince and Stuart attend Phil's funeral... in the quiet village where he grew up. Phil had planned the whole event meticulously; it is gloriously tacky, and at the same time deeply depressing, especially in the face of Mrs. Delaney's bewilderment. Vince is nervous because Phil nominated him for the reading; the lines to Phil's favourite song, D.I.S.C.O.

Nathan wakes up with Daniel, aka Dazz, not much older than him but more experienced. Stuart wakes up with two more attractive strangers.

Stuart and Marie visit their parents. It's obvious that this is a rare occurrence and that, surprisingly, Stuart has never discussed his sexuality with them, which puts constraints on their relationship. Meanwhile Vince takes Cameron to meet his mum.

Stuart throws a huge surprise party... for Vince's 30th birthday. Things start to go badly wrong when Rosalie turns up. For reasons of his own Stuart has invited her, and he makes things worse by introducing her to Cameron. A distraught Rosalie leaves, Vince is furious and he and Cameron leave as quickly as possible.

Vince is experiencing intense paranoia at work. Petrified that Rosalie has revealed his secret, he is convinced every peal of laughter coming from the women on the shopfloor is at his expense.