Stała obsada sezonu 5

1. 

   Seth MacFarlane

   Ted (voice)

2. 

   Max Burkholder

   John Bennett

3. 

   Alanna Ubach

   Susan Bennett

4. 

   Scott Grimes

   Matty Bennett

5. 

   Giorgia Whigham

   Blaire Bennett

Goście specjalni 15

1. 

   Ian McKellen

   Narrator (voice)

2. 

   Dana Gould

   Priest

3. 

   Marc Jablon

   Restaurant Manager

4. 

   JD Cullum

   Lloyd

5. 

   Chris Coppola

   Video Store Clerk

6. 

   Tom Costello

   Coach

7. Jim Kane

   Video Store Clerk

8. 

   Connor Keene

   Waiter (Kevin)

9. 

   Julie Burrise

   Porn Star Girl

10. Austin Nash Chase

    Basketball Player (Hampton)

11. 

    James Coker

    Middle-Aged Guy

12. 

    Preston Garcia

    Rusty

13. Harrison Harvey

    Waiter (Brad)

14. Liam Manfredonia

    Porn Star Guy

15. Paul Vato

    Lonely-Looking Dude

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