When Glenn decides to take the kids to Niagara Falls they will not look at it. Courtney and Wendy text each other and Conor plays video games. While talking to Jackie he decides for everyone to cough up their techology and to connect with the people around them. Glenn takes them to the Amish Country and throws the keys thinking he threw some change. When Glenn finally decides living in the Amish Country is bad he finds the keys but Canine swallows the keys because he likes it there. Before Conor can get married to Spinster Stubarb Wendy gives Glenn a digital cellphone and takes Conor to the RV. Spinster Stubarb says she will always love Conor. The Martins then drive off and the episode ends.

After Courtney wins a fencing tournament and Conor realises he hasn't won anything (expect at the tournament where he wins a award for 'participant'). When Glenn takes Conor to the circus Glenn gets hired and Conor tries to learn a talent. Conor then gets a job sweeping elephant's feaces. He then realises his talent is sticking his head up an elephants butt. Glenn tells Conor he doesn't likes his talent. Conor ignores Glenn and goes to the circus anyway. Conor doesn't do his talent anymore and gets a "fancy man barf bag".

Glenn attempts to prevent the demolition of his childhood park after reading about it in a magazine from his office. He carved his initials into an old tree where he had fallen in love with dentistry, and Jackie. But gets in trouble with the law and may not make it to the protest in time to stop the construction of a new "Mall Mart" store.

The family picks up a hitchhiker, Bobby Panache, a professional leg-wrestler who volunteers to help Jackie redecorate the interior of the RV. Glenn soon becomes jealous of this stranger because he shares the same interests as the female characters, and they become his greatest fans.

Glenn is slow to realize that he is receiving business help from the Mafia. Elsewhere, Wendy and Courtney attempt to make money by tricking Conor into a boxing scheme.

Jackie convinces the family to visit an eco-village to learn tips on an environmentally friendly lifestyle, but hits a snag when the community director bonds with Glenn instead of her. Meanwhile, Conor gets in touch with his spiritual side [what Conor refers to as a "Super Chicken"] and Courtney connects with her laid-back hippie-peers.

Glenn takes his family and Wendy to Jackie's college reunion where he tries to prove to Conor that he is cool. Meanwhile Jackie teaches Courtney and Wendy about sisterhood.

Jackie's life falls in danger when Glenn's new navigation system falls in love with him and schemes to take Jackie's place in his life.

Jackie and Courtney enter a beauty pageant hosted by Steve-O, but after Jackie's face gets messed up, Glenn takes her place. Conor fakes blindness in order to get close to a girl.

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Jackie overdecorates to upstage another RV. Meanwhile, Glenn gets addicted to sugar after eating candy for the first time in years. Courtney gets upset because of discovering Wendy's crush on Conor.

The Martins stop by L.A.and Jackie's ex-boyfriend,Gary,invites them to stay at his manor.After 20 years of Gary losing Jackie, he is still crazy for her. Meanwhile, Conor becomes a contestaint on "Are You Smarter Than A Chicken?."

The Martins go shopping at the mall for Christmas. Wendy and Courtney find out that their favorite band, "Boy Blitz" are at the mall. Conor gets a job at a candy store, and follows around security guard. Jackie works at a store where she acts like a stripper and pole dances to get men to buy products, and Glenn gets jealous. Meanwhile, Courtney and Wendy discover the truth of the Boy Blitz band. First and only appearances of Miss Trisha, Boy Blitz, Pastry salesman, Security guards, Sam Shipiro, and guy mauled by bear.

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Glenn is upset to learn that he is not the person Courtney admires most, but she changes her mind when President Obama praises him.

Conor meets a secret agent at an anti-smoking seminar, and the two form an unlikely friendship, while Glenn resorts to stripping to dig himself out of a financial hole.

Due to her acute road rage, Jackie is forced to attend anger management and finds release from her stress by joining a roller derby team. Courtney decides to sell cheese steaks made of dog food to the people of Philadelphia.

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The Martins consider leaving RV life behind when they find a happy and perfect community which they want to call home. However, they soon find out that this neighborhood's sparkly appearance is deceiving.