Charlotte turns down her boyfriend's proposal; Mike and Wayne compete to see who has the best pick-up line; Jill dates an albino.

Charlotte tries to get a man to notice her. Meanwhile, Mike tries to scare longtime friend Leslie.

Charlotte starts dating a bad boy who gets obsessed with her. His crazy love gets to the point that he gets a tattoo of Charlotte's face on his chest. Meanwhile, Charlotte's friends fake the death of Mike in order to get her out of the crazy relationship.

We see in flashbacks how Charlotte first meet Wayne, while Leslie sadly finds out that her ex-husband is getting re-married.

Charlotte compete with Wayne on who can have the first one-night stand, while Jill and Leslie help Charlotte land a vegan firefighter. Meanwhile, Mike helps Wayne impress an Israeli model.