The West family is attacked on all fronts by an evil malevolent force.

Van\\\'s sperm becomes the stuff of legend and Munter takes the piss; Hoochie Mama turns it all the way up to 11; and Pascalle gets herself a bloke.

Wolf feels violated; Pascalle�s new boyfriend has the hots for an entirely different member of the family; and Loretta and Grandpa repair a few fences and crack a safe.

Loretta fights a double-headed parental monster; tries to flout family tradition and may be batting for the other team; and Van and Munter are the Cray Brothers.

Jethro puts himself on the stand as Van becomes Sparky�s private fantasy; a Hoochie Mama fantasy gets a man literally crotchless; and Pascalle fantasises about Hayden�s marital intentions.

Three women are prisoners of love � and two men are knights in shining armour.

A little knowledge can be a dangerous thing: Cheryl gets wind of the Big Job, and her attempts to save Van from Wolf and peril have big consequences; and Pascalle decides to share the love and takes up a temporary career in nursing.

Wolf's disappearance gives everyone a chop to chew on; Cheryl doubts her future with Judd; Pascalle goes bush; and Van fears the wrath of Tyson.

Cheryl audits her life and Loretta finds she has trusted her education to a worthy opponent.

There are all manner of bedfellows, some more unlikely than others.

Van tries to buy a dream home and Pascalle finds her dream job. Meanwhile Munter's middle name is Iago; Judd feels like Judas; and Jethro does a Hamlet.

Grandpa's safe cracking attempts nearly bring down the house, and also raise a ghost; and Loretta gets the awful truth about a very important question.

If you accidentally sleep with your half-brother, can that be counted as incest?

When the least likely person finds salvation, Cheryl stands to lose; and Pascalle decides she needs to be born again.

Cheryl is happy at last, but hasn't reckoned on a lone Wolf with big plans.