Skits:

- Cameraman Ted Riley Memorial

- The Dog for Whom I Feel Nothing

- Whores

- Pitiful Mechanic

- Spider on the Face

- Whores

- Hyper Business Executive

- Cabbie Delivers Rush-Hour Baby

- Street Fight -- Parents Watching

- Cathy & Kathie & the New Girl

- Street Fight -- Confusion

- Darryl on a Date -- the Oompah Band

- Street Fight -- Unfair Fight

- Buddy -- Virtual Reality

- Cyril St. John the Escapist

- Hardboiled NY Rednecks

- Fiore Parfums Commercial (S)(4): commercial of Fiore Parfums (Francesca Fiore)

- Whores (SK)(4): "Are you holding out on me?" (Maudre, Rudy)

- The Fantasy Sexual Indescretion (BKM)(4): woman who has sexual fantasies reveals it to her boyfriend

- I'm Turning Assistant into a Rat (DMK)(4): the man who is turning his assistant into a rat

- Whores (DSK)(4): turning tricks for asthma medication (Whores, Rudy)

- Can You Dig It? (B) (4): He dances with strobe lighting

- Phil from the Warehouse with the Pains in his Head (MSB)(4): Phil pesters a man in a shoe store

- Whores (SK)(4): John Wayne imitation (Maudre, Rudy)

- The "Will Do" Guy in Prison (KDM)(4): Dean in prison (Dean, Lex)

The Governor's Wrong Number

- Stars- Dave, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Around midnight, the governor misdials.

Spot Bellini Contest

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Bellini

- In short- The contest is announced and the rules explained.

The Alley Fight 1

- Stars- Dave, Bruce

- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy

- In short- They take on a biker and his goldfish.

Multiple Personalities

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- Sir Simon Milligan, Hecubus

- In Short- Under hypnosis, Hecubus' other personalities come through.

The Alley Fight 2

- Stars- Dave, Bruce

- Recurring Characters- Sid, Sid's Fighting Buddy

- In Short- They take on two guys in suits.

Sandwich People

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- He talks about various kinds of people.

Never Put Salt In Your Eyes

- Stars- Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk

- In short- Man tries

Skits:

Newscasters

- Stars- Dave, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Nina Spudkneeyak, Channel 7 News

- In short- The weatherman is not God.

Emergency Room Practical Joker

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Nurse Unloop

- In short- A dying man pulls a few jokes before he dies.

Perks

- Stars- Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- A man responds to Scott's personal ad.

Out of Body Experience

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Myra

- In Short- Myra has an out of body experience while choking.

Sex Girl Patrol

- Stars- Dave, Bruce

- Recurring Characters- Preacher Character

- In Short- A filmmaker's "very sexist" new film.

So Says You

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In Short- A man tells his wife he has amnesia and a fear of death.

Skits

Radio

- Stars- Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- New Yorkers

- In short- The guy's singing bothers his friend.

Big Bats

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- Kathie

- In short- Kathie becomes a fan of the happy chirpy Blue Jays team.

Apartment Games 1

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Losers

- In short- They toss beer bottles into their kitchen sink.

Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- Axe Murderer

- In Short- Axe Murderer needs his blade sharpened during a murder.

Progress in Food

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Fran, Gordon, Brian

- In Short- Fran learns about salsa, peanut sauce, and meals in a pill.

Apartment Games 2

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Losers

- In Short- They bounce rubber balls in their bathtub.

Forced Date

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Two people are forcibly introduced

Crazy Dad (KD)-A man tells a story about his dad locking him up for 10 years, but as a cruel joke.

Chicken Lady Goes Home (all)-The chicken lady visits her old house (Chicken Lady, Tucker, Bearded Lady)

Assistant Fired (MB)-The 45-year-old man fires his assistant (45 guy)

Mixed Up Names (DS)-The bad doctor mixes up files at the hospital (bad doctor)

7 Things To Do (KD)-"Gotta keep on top of my life" (Thug a.k.a. Inept Hitman)

Interviewing New Assistant (BM)-He doesn't get the job. He slobbered on the guy's joint. (45 year old guy)

Hiring Assistant (B)-He finds a new assistant (45 year old guy)

Judy & Fran (DBS)-They meet the new widow (Fran, Gordon, Judy)

Hookers - Rich Guy • Gavin - Religion • Try it NOW! • Just Terrific • Hookers - Puppet • Coincidence • Listening In • Hookers - New Coke • Thanksgiving

Chalet 2000

Receptionist • Walk A Mile In My Shoes • Cops - Rookie Trick Question • A Soulfulness They Never Had • Cops - Rookie Coffee • Answering Machine • Celebrity • Cops - Rookie Puke • Divorce Court

Alan Bouvier • Career Crisis • Nice Day For Work • Hookers - Plastic Surgery • Armada - Understudy • Hookers - Commitment • Lost and Found • Clothesline • Hookers - Too Easy • Comfortable High

Luck • Fine Line • Tuck it In • Losing My Religion • Serpico • The Hangover • Wild Man

Cops - Fridge • Third Time Lucky • Cops - Spring, Exposed • Hookers - Documentaries • Nudity • Cops - Europe • Business World • Katnapped

The Unexpirienced Cannibal (DKS)-He is not an EXPERIENCED cannibal

Santa's Visit (MSK)-Boys have a doo doo and girls have a who hah.

Spot Belinni Conclusion (B)-The exciting conclusion of who gets to have breakfast with Belinni at his or her local airport (Belinni)

Looking For Frank (KD)-He's dealing with Steve "TWO PHONES" Macabee!

Tammy's New Video (BM)-Tammy ain't gonna spread for no roses! (Tammy)

My Art! (KB)-He borrowed his art and now he's stealing (the artist with the weird hair)

New Guy • Dad and Son Phone Call • Cops - Puck • Clear the Air • Seat 12B • Cops - Hair • Roller Bladers • Love and Sausages

Pops • Poker Face • Cheers • Cops - Worms • The Nap • Cops - Hungover • Contest • Just One Bite

Hookers - Transvestite • Excellent Composer • Hookers - Movie Star • Quarter Life Crisis • Cemetery • Drunk As a Crow • Advantage

People - Bike Courier • Ricardo • Chargin' Ya • Atrium • People - Winnipeg Chick • Art Studio • People - Hopeless Romantic • Surrogate

Cabbie • Seminar • Gezbo • Diploma • Cabbie Two • On Board • Scary Sandwich • Extreme Argument

Skits:

Fiore Parfums Commercial

- Stars- Scott

- Recurring Characters- Francesca Fiore

- In short- Smell like a bitch.

Things To Do

- Stars- Dave, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- Thug

- In Short- He's gotta keep on top of his life and on top of his schedule.

Art Collector

- Stars- Bruce, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Shirling Guy

- In short- Man negotiates the price for a piece of "art" to add to his collection.

Who's Hot and Who's Not

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley

- In short- They guy-watch from the steps.

Night I Connected With My Dog

- Stars- Bruce

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Bruce connects with a dog for which he previously felt nothing.

The Life of Cyril St. John

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- A 70s-style documentary on an escape artist.

Gay Marriage

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Smitty, Butch, Riley

- In short- They

Skits:

Inexperienced Cannibal

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- He didn't get on the plane expecting to eat anyone.

Try it NOW!

- Stars- Kevin, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Danny Husk, Danny's Wife

- In short- Maybe the uh spark plugs aren't firing.

Sock Puppet

- Stars- Dave, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre

- In Short- It's for nervous johns.

Do Re Mi

- Stars- Dave, Bruce, Kevin, Mark, Scott

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Turning that frown upside down.

Anal Probing Aliens

- Stars- Dave, Kevin, Mark

- Recurring Characters- Tucker

- In short- Alien questions the point to his work.

Transvestite

- Stars- Dave, Scott

- Recurring Characters- Jocelyn, Maudre

- In short- A man wants to know if Maudre is one.

Answering Machine

- Stars- Bruce, Kevin

- Recurring Characters- n/a

- In short- Husband and wife make their answering machine greeting.

Chicken Lady Goes Home

- Stars- Dave, Bruce,