Stan goes on a mission to find out who didn't bring a gift to the CIA's Secret Santa party; Steve poses as the good boyfriend for several female classmates.

A mold of Francine's vagina is displayed in a museum.

Hayley feels left behind after Jeff becomes a star dog racing coach; Steve takes advantage of an empty house.

Francine tries to be a better friend to one of Roger's personas who is selling her homemade jeans on TV. Stan and Steve swap eyebrows.