When Stan is given the task of putting together the CIA calendar, Hayley attempts to destroy it. Meanwhile, Roger gets a Discover card and fakes his death to get out of paying the enormous balance.

Everyone is separated after the ship explodes: Stan and Francine lose their memories and resort to primitive living on an island; Hayley and Jeff are rescued by the Navy and Jeff decides to enlist; and Roger and Steve try to survive on a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean.

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

Francine reconnects with her birth family when she starts craving the experience of having a big family. Meanwhile, Stan becomes a Picker based on his obsession with American Pickers.

Stan is frustrated with traffic so he goes to the mayor and proposes that the town build a bullet train, but the mayor laughs off the idea; Roger pushes Stan into running for mayor; Stan wins the election but finds himself overwhelmed.

Steve gets competitive during the father-son events at Possum Lake. Roger learns how to ride a bike.

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

Stan buys the rights a Broadway show after inheriting money from a dead uncle.

Stan drags the family to a labyrinth for family game night; Roger gets some geese.

Hayley takes off her headband and becomes a businesswoman; Stan plans a party.

Stan becomes infatuated with a doll that the CIA wants to use to spy on the Russians.

Stan and the family go out to dinner at a buffet restaurant. Roger becomes a flower.

Hoping to teach him the value of sharing, the family recreates a television show from Klaus's childhood. Roger has a piano recital.

When Roger has his famous Christmas sex party stolen from him the results are... monstrous. Stan creates a magazine for men.

The judgmental voice in Hayley's head makes it impossible for her to enjoy a girls' night with Nerfer and Danuta.