When Stan is on a mission, Francine pretends she's a widow. Steve and his friends play wrestling and get beat up by Principal Lewis.

Klaus gets transferred into the navigation system of Stan's car when Stan refuses to pay for life-saving surgery; Steve and his friends prank Roger, who then terrorizes them for revenge.

Stan and Hayley compete in collecting data for the US Census; Klaus has Steve and his friends model for his new camera.

Stan, reluctantly invites Roger into his ham club. Francine decides to scare Greg.

Roger reveals a secret passion to Klaus; Stan and Francine seek revenge on Bazooka Sharks management.

Steve profiles Stan for an essay contest at school; Francine uses a porta john.

When Jeff finds out that the family thinks he makes terrible decisions, he decides to take a job selling stretchy leggings to prove them wrong.