Quando Steve descobre que tem escoliose e precisa usar um colete ortopédico, ele se torna a piada da escola, mas se sente melhor quando Stan admite que usa peruca desde a idade de Steve.

Jamais Quando Steve entra em um time de futebol americano juvenil para deixar Stan orgulhoso, ele é cortado do time por seu próprio pai, então ele e Roger elaboram um plano para atacar Stan onde é mais doloroso.

Quando Steve e Hayley vão embora no verão, Francine ensina Roger a ser independente para que ela possa passar um tempo sozinha com Stan.

Quando Stan encontra um "vendedor de produtos farmacêuticos" do lado de fora de um abrigo para os sem-teto, ele dá a Stan um "remédio para resfriado" (que na verdade é crack), e Stan fica viciado.

Quando um acidente destrói o nome da família Smith, um Stan humilhado finge a morte de sua família e tira todos de Langley Falls para escapar de sua vergonha.

Quando um vizinho ameaça quebrar a sequência de vitórias de Stan e Francine de ter a casa mal-assombrada mais assustadora do quarteirão pelo nono ano consecutivo.

Roger tem um projeto de transformação: fazer Steve ser um garoto descolado. Enquanto isso, Stan e Francine pregam peças um no outro.

Roger acts as the family therapist as his alter-ego "Dr. Penguin" until he is sent out to fight the war in Iraq. Klaus decides to take Roger's role while he is away, but not without major ruckus being caused.

Apesar das objeções de Stan, Francine compra para Steve o cachorro que ele sempre quis. Mas quando o cachorro sofre um acidente horrível, Stan se recusa a desligar os aparelhos que mantêm o filhote vivo.

When Stan decides that Snot isn't cool enough to be Steve's best friend, he tries to separate them by staging a shooting at an ice cream parlor.

When Black Villain shoots Stan's new wife, Sexpun Tocome, on their honeymoon, Stan teams up with his nemesis to take him down.

When Stan gets amnesia, Francine tries to turn him into her ideal husband; Steve is drawn into the corrupt side of Roger's paper route business.

In this “Breaking Bad” parody, Hayley tries to fit in with a popular group of her former high school friends and, in the process, discovers Steve has an amazing ability to create incredibly realistic fake IDs. Sensing a business opportunity, Hayley builds out Steve’s operation, but they don’t count on having to deal with the other kingpin of the Langley Falls fake ID game: Kevin Ramage (Roger in disguise).

Stan is frustrated that Steve and his friends never play outside, but Francine refuses to let Stan take the kids to the woods for some outdoor fun. Of course, Stan finds a loophole, by drugging the kids and putting them on the CIA's holodeck, which, naturally, goes awry. Meanwhile, Hayley buys Roger's home star on the International Star Registry and claims she's now his queen.

When Bullock sends a drone to do the job Stan and his colleagues are supposed to do, Stan is determined to prove that humans are better than robots. Meanwhile, Francine and the rest of the family participate in a slow motion race against one another in the living room.

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor Robert Wuhl, and Steve and Roger recreate their Wheels and the Legman personas.

Hayley mentally regresses to a 6-year-old. Steve and his pals get a slow cooker.

Stan, tattooed and haunted, travels a barren Langley Falls alone. Meanwhile, a mysterious element known as "The Two Hundred" has reigned terror on the town and separated Stan from his family.

Stan brings President Garfield back to life to teach Hayley about history; Steve joins the school newspaper.

Stan is upset at the idea of becoming a grandfather after Hayley and Jeff announce they're trying to have a baby. Steve and Klaus join a drug gang after Steve decides to take being an uncle extra seriously.

Steve and his friends take up witchcraft to gain power and popularity at school. Stan and Klaus become obsessed with remembering 90s bands.

The family competes on the reality show, The Bitchin' Race but after Stan and Hayley ditch the less-motivated Steve and Francine to team up, they end up in a Tunisian labor prison.

Francine hosts a dinner party even though a serial killer who attacks dinner parties is terrorizing the town; when the lights go out and guests start to disappear, Roger takes charge of solving the mystery of who is stalking the party.

Jeff starts hanging out with Stan's favorite celebrity chef while in search of an identity. Klaus and Roger start their own valet operation.

Steve tries to get into baseball to connect with Stan. Roger creates real life drama for Francine after her favorite soap opera is cancelled.

Steve goes undercover as a school hall monitor; Roger and Stan go catatonic after witnessing a grisly escalator accident.

Roger helps Stan enter Francine’s dreams after he becomes insecure about their contents.

Stan and Steve enter an e-sports game tournament to save the world. The rest of the family get stuck in a banister.

Steve and the boys take part in a prison experiment to earn some cash. Meanwhile, Stan deals with the death of his CIA groundskeeper friend.

Francine explores ASMR with Roger. Steve gets a a pole in his head and a secret admirer.

When the family goes to a dude ranch, Klaus and Rogu have to work together to survive in the wilderness.

After Stan sells off the coveted family plot, the family opens their own cemetery in the backyard with the help of basketball Hall-of-Famer Scottie Pippen.

When Stan realizes he can't cry, he asks Steve to teach him empathy.

Francine is jealous of the new and improved Klaus and vows to take him down.

Barry blows out his dad's speakers and Snot helps him replace them. Stan attempts to do a standing backflip.

Hayley tries to help Roger write a book.

Klaus house sits for the Smiths while they are away on vacation. Roger investigates the origin of powerful winds plaguing the Eastern Seaboard.

When Steve gives the family better Christmas gifts than Stan, Stan goes to great lengths to regain his title of "King of Presents."