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OT: Off topic and sometimes occasionally on topic
posted by Lemons❤STAFFMOD on July 29, 2023 at 7:32 PM
Now as you were saying Tim, "Crocs are shoes that you can wear in the water. A moccasin is a shoe. Therefore, a water moccasin is a shoe that you can wear in the water. If it bites you, you might want to get a bigger size."
Do you ever read italics with a British accent due to their formal appearance? If not, you should.
If you were bitten by an H2O moccasin you'd HAVE to get a bigger shoe because your foot would be swolled up.
And now the on topic part of this post: Sheldon had feet.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on July 29, 2023 at 8:42 PM
How many toes on each feet? Any webbed or hammer toes?
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 29, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Did any of his toes go to the market? Did any stay home? Did any have roast beef? Did any have none? Did any cry WEE WEE WEE all the way home? If yes, by the scientific power vested in me, I pronounce that he has 10.
Only MC Hammer has hammer toes.
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on July 29, 2023 at 9:02 PM
Is there any evidence that Sheldon had feet? I don't recall a single episode where they were shown.
I tried reading italics in English, but I could never get the hang of Cockney Rhyming slang.
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 29, 2023 at 9:14 PM
The only snake I recall seeing on The Big Bang Theory was the corn snake that Sheldon placed in Raj's desk. As it was not a water moccasin, there was no need for Sheldon to put it on his feet so no, we did not see his feet. Never. Not once. If the camera ever panned down that low they were blurred out, you know for indecency reasons.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on July 29, 2023 at 9:21 PM
Ramona knows all about Sheldon's feet.
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 29, 2023 at 9:26 PM
I have blocked out the Ramona episodes.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on July 29, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Amy knows Sheldon from top to toe.
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 29, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Yes but we don't actually see his feet. In that clip we just assume he has them. For all we know, in that clip he has butter churns for feet.
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on July 29, 2023 at 10:42 PM
Maybe he has actual crocs for feet. But I'll give you Ramona and hammer toes.
I sure don't want them.
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 31, 2023 at 7:56 PM
Hey Tim: Knock knock
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on July 31, 2023 at 9:43 PM
Come in.
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on July 31, 2023 at 9:45 PM
No...wait...I mean the other one
Who is it?
Reply by Lemons❤
on July 31, 2023 at 10:08 PM
You came so close.
Let's pretend you said, "Who's there?"
Now I say: Water
Reply by Tim-Buktu
on August 1, 2023 at 12:14 PM
Oh Man...I KNEW I should have bought flood insurance. Now my basements going to be wrecked.
You joke is confusing to me.
Reply by Lemons❤
on August 1, 2023 at 12:54 PM
You do realize that if you were in front of me right now you would get tickled so hard you might lose control of your faculties?