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Unlikely things you'd like to hear in "The Big Bang Theory"
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on February 7, 2020 at 4:19 PM
With all the silly dialogue, there are things that will - probably - never be said on the show.
Give it a try and think of what you'd like to hear them say.
And remember, there might also be underage viewers reading this, so please "Behave yourselves!" 
For example:
Sheldon: "You're right Amy. I'm too old for 'Soft Kitty'. I never want to hear it again."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 3, 2021 at 11:47 PM
Leslie: "Oh Sheldon, you magnificent beast!"
Reply by Knixon
on September 4, 2021 at 12:20 AM
Actually, in the first unaired pilot, Sheldon had sex with the character who became Leslie Winkle, before Leonard did. And she probably did say that to him.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 4, 2021 at 5:10 AM
Something you'd hear in one of Sheldon's infinite number of universes (R-rated):
Gilda: "Oh Sheldon, pon farr me one more time"
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on September 4, 2021 at 11:32 AM
Fan Boy Sheldon: "The importance of Mr. Spock to the Star Trek Universe is overrated."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 4, 2021 at 3:50 PM
Penny: "I've just won an Oscar for my new movie 'Serial Ape-ist 3'"
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on November 5, 2021 at 12:00 PM
MeeMaw: Amy, it is so nice to meet you! You are as wonderful as I expected, and without a doubt you are absolutely perfect for my MoonPie.
Reply by Knixon
on November 6, 2021 at 12:55 AM
Who's Edith?
Reply by Knixon
on November 6, 2021 at 4:05 AM
I guess that helps. The only Edith I could think of was Archie Bunker's wife.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on November 7, 2021 at 1:04 PM
You didn't name a "quotee"; AND who is the person included in "both"?
Reply by Knixon
on November 7, 2021 at 2:25 PM
I think the "both" refers to the two activities: put on some clothes; jiggle a bit less.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on December 16, 2021 at 7:03 PM
Howard: "Honey, I shrunk the kids."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on December 18, 2021 at 9:42 AM
As someone who has happily trampled on ever grammar rule ever written; generally, word-placement doesn’t “throw me”. Don’t know where my
was hibernating when I read the post. Even worse, when I first saw it, I ACTUALLY THOUGHT it was Penny-talking-to-her-tits. Gotta stop taking my nighttime meds during the day!
On me.
Reply by wonder2wonder
on January 16, 2022 at 8:03 AM
Amy and Penny: "We're pregnant. Zack is the father."
Reply by wonder2wonder
on February 10, 2022 at 3:06 PM
Sheldon: "I ordered Orange Chicken and they gave me Tangerine Chicken."
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on February 18, 2022 at 4:47 PM
Kripke: I’m really looking forward to reaching the remarkable level of a leading light like Sheldon.