Seinfeld (1989)
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Andy Ackerman — Director
Episodes 95
The Chaperone
Kramer supervises Jerry's date with a Miss America contestant; George gets the Yankees to wear cotton; Elaine tries to fill the shoes of a late book editor.
Read MoreThe Big Salad
Kramer fears a golf dispute has pushed his opponent to murder; Jerry dates a woman whom Newman rejected.
Read MoreThe Pledge Drive
Elaine mistakes a man for a woman on the phone; George gets baseball's Danny Tartabull to join Jerry at a fund-raiser.
Read MoreThe Chinese Woman
Jerry makes a blind date; Kramer makes a change to increase his sperm count.
Read MoreThe Gymnast
His girl's mom sees George as a bum; Kramer encourages Jerry to make the most of dating a gymnast; 3-D art mesmerizes Mr. Pitt.
Read MoreThe Mom & Pop Store
George buys a car thinking it was owned by Jon Voight; Kramer tries to save a mom-and-pop store; Elaine gets her boss into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Read MoreThe Switch
George suspects that his girlfriend is bulimic; Jerry dates a woman who has a friendlier roommate; Elaine loans out her boss's tennis racket.
Read MoreThe Label Maker
George objects to his girlfriend's roommate; Super Bowl tickets make the rounds as plans change.
Read MoreThe Scofflaw
George fails to keep a secret about a friend; Kramer fingers Newman as a scofflaw.
Read MoreThe Highlights of 100 (1)
The first of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' ambitions and outside relationships; and George explaining the "show about nothing."
Read MoreThe Highlights of 100 (2)
The conclusion of a two-part collection of highlights from the first 100 shows includes the characters' concern about their self-images. Also: the evolution of "the contest"; how "marine biologist" George saved a beached whale.
Read MoreThe Kiss Hello
A physical therapist bothers Jerry, angers George and attracts Kramer. Meanwhile, Kramer promotes friendliness within his building.
Read MoreThe Doorman
Jerry runs afoul of a doorman; Kramer invents a bra for men. Elaine offends Mr. Pitt's neighbor.
Read MoreThe Doodle
Jerry's family lives it up at the Plaza for free, thanks to Elaine; the fumigation of Jerry's apartment disables Kramer's taste buds.
Read MoreThe Fusilli Jerry
Jerry's mechanic "steals" his lovemaking technique; someone's license plates enhance Kramer's image; Mrs. Costanza gets an eye job.
Read MoreThe Diplomat's Club
A booking agent is overly attentive to Jerry; Pitt puts Elaine in his will; Kramer starts gambling again.
Read MoreThe Face Painter
Elaine's boyfriend is too zealous a hockey fan; George ventures saying "I love you"; Kramer has an altercation with a chimp.
Read MoreThe Understudy
Jerry dates Bette Midler's understudy, who gets the call after George injures Bette; Elaine suspects she's being insulted in Korean.
Read MoreThe Engagement
Jerry reneges on his pact with George to be more like "grown-up men"; Newman takes care of a barking dog that keeps Elaine awake.
Read MoreThe Postponement
Elaine shares her feelings about George with the wrong person. Meanwhile, George discovers the power of tears.
Read MoreThe Maestro
A maestro impresses Elaine, jeopardizes Kramer's lawsuit and makes Jerry curious about housing in Italy.
Read MoreThe Hot Tub
An Olympic athlete stays at Elaine's; George picks up colloquialisms from Houston Astros execs; Kramer installs a hot tub at his pad.
Read MoreThe Soup Nazi
Cooing between Jerry and his girlfriend irritates George; Elaine runs afoul of a soup vendor; Kramer loses Elaine's armoire to muggers.
Read MoreThe Secret Code
George dines with Elaine's boss; Jerry's sleeping foot costs him a commercial; Kramer gives traffic advice to firemen.
Read MoreThe Pool Guy
An acquaintance latches on to Jerry; George objects to Susan's relationship with his pals; Kramer's new phone number brings many wrong numbers.
Read MoreThe Sponge
Elaine holds a monopoly on the contraceptive devices that Susan prefers; Kramer refuses to wear a ribbon on his AIDS walk.
Read MoreThe Cadillac (1)
George becomes obsessed with Marisa Tomei after he's told he's her type; Jerry gives his father a Cadillac.
Read MoreThe Cadillac (2)
George has a meeting with Marisa Tomei; the Cadillac Jerry buys his father sparks trouble for his dad.
Read MoreThe Shower Head
Elaine fails a drug test--twice--and loses her job; Jerry talks about his Uncle Leo on "The Tonight Show."
Read MoreThe Friars Club
Elaine suspects a co-worker is faking a hearing impairment; Jerry makes a faux pas at the Friars Club after comic Pat Cooper sponsors him for membership.
Read MoreThe Wig Master
Jerry gets miffed when a salesman hits on Elaine while she's with him; George suspects hookers are conducting business in his parked car.
Read MoreThe Calzone
George gets his boss, George Steinbrenner, hooked on calzones, then loses his supplier; Kramer warms to clothing fresh from the dryer.
Read MoreThe Bottle Deposit (1)
Jerry has an argument with his mechanic; Newman becomes obsessed with Michigan's recycling program; Elaine goes to an auction for her boss.
Read MoreThe Bottle Deposit (2)
While driving a postal truck, Kramer and Newman spot Jerry's stolen car, containing Elaine's JFK golf clubs.
Read MoreThe Wait Out
Jerry and Elaine see opportunities for themselves when George causes a couple to separate; Kramer can't remove his new jeans.
Read MoreThe Invitations
Jerry falls for a woman much like himself; George wants out of his wedding, and his fiancée doesn't want Elaine in the wedding party.
Read MoreThe Foundation
Susan's parents act to preserve her memory; Kramer gives Elaine a confidence boost after Peterman puts her in charge.
Read MoreThe Soul Mate
Kramer falls for the woman Jerry's seeing; George suspects he's suspected of foul play.
Read MoreThe Bizarro Jerry
Elaine hangs out with men who are opposites of Jerry, George and Kramer; Kramer stumbles into a white-collar job; Jerry finds a flaw in Elaine's beautiful friend.
Read MoreThe Little Kicks
Elaine's staff loses respect for her after seeing her dance; George benefits socially when Elaine labels him a "bad seed"; Kramer's friend forces Jerry into crime.
Read MoreThe Package
Elaine regrets peeking at her medical chart; George takes dating advice from Kramer, who also hatches a scheme to improve Jerry's stereo.
Read MoreThe Fatigues
An employee's military bent scares Elaine; Kramer cooks for a Jewish singles night; Jerry finds fault with his girlfriend's mentor.
Read MoreThe Checks
Jerry's popularity in Japan brings new friends to Kramer, and maybe new life to Jerry's TV pilot; Elaine's new beau won't share "his song" with her.
Read MoreThe Chicken Roaster
George loses an expensive hat Elaine charged to her business account; a neon sign prompts Kramer and Jerry to swap apartments.
Read MoreThe Abstinence
George's intellect thrives when thoughts of sex are shut out; Elaine wants her intern to become a doctor--stat; Jerry is bumped from a school's Career Day.
Read MoreThe Andrea Doria
Jerry tries to help Newman get transferred; George trades tales with a shipwreck survivor to obtain a dream apartment; Kramer coughs like a dog; a minor insult has a major effect on Elaine.
Read MoreThe Little Jerry
George finds a new romance--in a women's prison; Kramer buys a chicken, then puts his fowl to foul use; Elaine encourages her shaved-headed beau to grow back his hair.
Read MoreThe Van Buren Boys
Gang members protest George's handling of a scholarship named for Susan; some find Jerry's new girlfriend objectionable; Peterman wants Kramer's life experiences for his own autobiography, written by Elaine.
Read MoreThe Pothole
Jerry has an accident with his girlfriend's toothbrush; Elaine crams herself into a restaurant's delivery boundary; Kramer alters his "adopted" highway.
Read MoreThe English Patient
Elaine's review of a film loses her friends; a woman mistakes George for her boyfriend; Jerry visits his parents in Florida.
Read MoreThe Yada Yada
George adopts his girlfriend's verbal shorthand; Jerry suspects a comic motive behind his dentist's conversion to Judaism; double-daters Kramer and Mickey don't know whose date is whose.
Read MoreThe Millennium
The Mets express interest in George; an inattentive saleswoman irks Elaine; Kramer prepares for his millennium party; Jerry jockeys for position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
Read MoreThe Muffin Tops
George pretends he's a tourist to bond with a tourism worker; Elaine's former boss steals her million-dollar idea, while Kramer promotes a bus tour about the life of Elaine's current boss; Jerry shaves his chest hair.
Read MoreThe Summer of George
Kramer's job at the Tony Awards leads to a meeting with Raquel Welch; George helps Jerry date a high-maintenance woman; Elaine is labeled catty after making a comment about a co-worker.
Read MoreThe Butter Shave
Kramer uses butter for shaving--and more; George's cane is an advantage at his new job; Jerry feels used by his comedy nemesis, Bania; Elaine breaks up with her boyfriend before their flight back from Europe.
Read MoreThe Serenity Now
George goes to work for his father; Jerry's girlfriend wants to see his emotions; Kramer adopts a suburban feel at home; Elaine prompts two Jewish men to renounce their faith.
Read MoreThe Junk Mail
Kramer battles junk mail; George thinks his parents are trying to avoid him; Jerry acquires a van; and Elaine gets a new man, whose past comes back to haunt her.
Read MoreThe Merv Griffin Show
Kramer turns his apartment into a talk-show set; Jerry's girlfriend won't let him play with her toys; George's clash with pigeons leads to problems with a squirrel; a new employee's silent movement rattles Elaine.
Read MoreThe Slicer
George has a past with his new boss; Jerry's "revenge date" backfires; Kramer's deli slicer solves Elaine's problem with a neighbor.
Read MoreThe Betrayal
Flashbacks trace the evolution of Jerry, George and Elaine's disastrous trip to a wedding in India, and Kramer's desperate need to barter for a birthday wish.
Read MoreThe Apology
Jerry's girlfriend is naked too often; Elaine's lifestyle offends a co-worker; Kramer seeks to shorten his showers; George has a disagreement with a new AA member.
Read MoreThe Strike
Kramer returns to work after his 12-year strike is settled; Jerry dates a woman whose appearance fluctuates; George gives holiday gifts in his co-workers' names to a fraudulent charity.
Read MoreThe Dealership
At a car dealership, Kramer takes a test drive, while Jerry's deal is threatened by a fight between Elaine and Puddy.
Read MoreThe Reverse Peephole
Elaine gets into a hassle regarding fur; Jerry stops carrying a wallet, while George suffers from his overstuffed one; Kramer keeps Newman from being evicted.
Read MoreThe Cartoon
An actress turns Jerry's criticism into a one-woman show; Kramer stops talking after offending George; Elaine struggles to understand a cartoon in The New Yorker.
Read MoreThe Strong Box
Jerry keeps finding Kramer's hidden strongbox key. Elaine dates a mysterious man. George plans a breakup.
Read MoreThe Wizard
Kramer retires and moves next door to Jerry's parents in Florida; Susan's parents catch George in a lie; Elaine can't tell if she's part of an interracial couple.
Read MoreThe Burning
Kramer and Mickey play ill for med students; Elaine learns that Puddy's religious; George works out how and when to make a good exit; a tractor figures into the past of Jerry's girlfriend.
Read MoreThe Bookstore
A bookstore busts Uncle Leo for shoplifting and George for bathroom reading; a misdeed at a company party costs Elaine; Kramer and Newman get a rickshaw, and audition homeless people to pull it.
Read MoreThe Frogger
George buys an arcade game to preserve his high score; fear of a serial killer adversely affects Jerry's social life; Elaine eats Peterman's slice of wedding cake from the nuptials of the Duke and Duchess of Windsor.
Read MoreThe Puerto Rican Day
Gridlocked by a parade, Jerry verbally spars with another driver; George goes to a movie; and Kramer looks for a bathroom. Elaine, meanwhile, searches for a crossing point with a group of strangers.
Read MoreThe Chronicle (1)
Part 1 of a two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons.
Read MoreThe Chronicle (2)
A two-part retrospective on the series' nine seasons concludes.
Read MoreThe Finale (1)
The gang plans a trip to Paris to celebrate after NBC picks up Jerry and George's sitcom. But there's an in-flight emergency, stranding them in a small town.
Read MoreThe Finale (2)
Witnesses testify to the gang's (lack of) character as they go on trial for violating a "Good Samaritan Law."
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