Professional crime-scene cleaner Wicky has to mop up after a particularly grisly murder, but keeps being interrupted by people unexpectedly dropping in on the crime scene.

Novelist Terence has two problems: his gran recently passed away, and he has writer’s block. Wicky thinks these issues might be related.

When he brings the wrong keys to a crime scene, Wicky meets the neighbour - and might have met his match.

Wicky arrives at a stately home to clean up a burglary gone wrong. But things aren’t what they seem, and Wicky’s morals are tested.

Crime scene cleaner Wicky heads to the country to clean up a nasty mess in a holiday home, and bumps into his first ‘proper’ girlfriend.