Each time Helsinki Man tries to kill Victor and Anita, he yells "And that's for Helsinki!" It's starting to get a bit annoying. What are they supposed to have done - and why does Professor Professor insist that they must never go to Helsinki..?

It's the most momentous moment in earth's history: first contact with a friendly alien race. Everything goes fine, until Anita eats the alien on live TV....

Professor Professor sends Victor and Anita to infiltrate the Imposters' base - where they find that he was kidnapped by The Imposters a month ago, and never escaped...

THEM have entered the World Anthem Competition, so Victor and Anita must enter as well, and find out why. Obviously they can't be planning to brainwash everyone with their song, because that only works in old cartoon shows...

Changed Daily is finally persuaded to talk about his nick-knacks. On the back of a picture of his old partner, Lucy Wu, they find a note asking him to rescue her - twenty years ago...

The Floaty-Heads latest collection includes The World Leader and Changed Daily. There seems to be no-one who can break into their planet to rescue them. Well, maybe one person - someone that can break into any house, once a year, to leave presents...

Has Victor really stolen all the spoons in the world? Why are all the parrots shouting "help"? And why does everyone's hair look so messy? To see the answers, Victor must have his blind spots removed...

After saving the world from The Chef, Doctor Doctor, Reptogators, and Imposters, Victor and Anita have Save Fatigue and the world is taken over by a clown who demands that buildings wear silly hats and everyone says "bim"...

Someone is trying to steal The Secret Thing. Is it Changed Daily, Victor, Anita, or some sort of shape-changing Imposter? Can Victor tell the difference? And will he ever find out what The Secret Thing actually is..?

THEM have photographic proof that the World Leader eats her bogies. What does this have to do with the theft of a giant ball of bogies from the sculptor Alphonse? And why are all the Expendibles wearing nose-sheilds..?

The Floaty-heads demand The Ball of Spong, or they will seive the Earth. But the ball and Changed Daily are trapped in a Mark I Indestructable Survival Pod - with no food. And the ball smells kind of minty...

Only the retired UZZ agent, Zac Meadows, can save the world from Dr Hypno. But all is not as it appears...

Why is everyone on Earth so sleepy - and dreaming of dancing? To defeat Doctor Doctor, Victor Anita and Changed Daily must fall asleep under laboratory controlled conditions. Professor Professor will even howl them to sleep...

Victor has always wondered what the switch next to his chair in the briefing room does. But the answer to that question involves Reptogators, Impostors, and Almost Certain Doom...

Due to an accident with a totally untested and highly dangerous teleport device, Victor and the villainous cat Mr Cuddles have got mixed up. Victor has nine lives and wants to chase balls of string; and Mr Cuddles now knows The Secret Code To Destroy The World...

UZZ don't stand a chance of catching the luckiest man in the world - unless Professor Professor can synthesise his luck and pass it on to Victor...

It's time to pay the rent for the earth to the Ammonites - one slipper orchid from the top of Mount Kippabaru, once every thousand years. If The Imposters get to Ammonia first, they will control the Earth - to say nothing of what will happen if the Ammonites find out that the orchid is a plastic one...

Someone is attaching weird little motor thingies to famous buildings and using them to hold illegal monument races. It's a terrible threat to security - what would happen if Doctor Doctor got hold of the technology..?