Captain Kirk: Shut up Spock, we're fighting over a woman!
Scotty: There's an old Earth saying, fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. Chekov: I know this saying, it was invented in Russia.
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Reply by Knixon
on August 27, 2021 at 2:53 PM
One of the best bits of all the movies, I think.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on September 5, 2021 at 3:47 PM
In "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier," Kirk asks the question (a variation of one) many of us have been asking almost our whole life…
Kirk: “What does God need with a Starship?" (I’d want to add--among other things--cathedrals, private jets, money, jewels, private islands, air conditioned dog houses…?)
Reply by wonder2wonder
on September 7, 2021 at 2:17 AM
"The foolishness of my century had me apologising where no offense was given."
Reply by Nexus71
on September 9, 2021 at 10:34 AM
Great line Wonder an episode that the current head honchos at Secret Hideout should have watched before putting their drivel onto paper
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on February 18, 2022 at 1:28 PM
Was just scanning some sites to see if I could find 'something-anything" attributed to other crew members. When it comes to being quoted it's as if the rest of the crew were mutes.
Anyway...
I found this one (It's from a clip of sword-fightinng-Sulu ('The Naked Time')...that I've already posted in the "Overacting" Thread.)
Sulu: Acting irrationally and wielding a sword, grabs Uhura: "I'll protect you, fair maiden!"
Uhura: "Sorry, neither"
(1) Nichols ad-libbed that line.
(2) There seemed to have been quite a discussion centering around her choice of words.
Reply by sukhisoo
on February 22, 2022 at 7:00 AM
Zahra: Captain, it doesn't even look real.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 1, 2022 at 9:57 PM
I read this. I
Astonishing sometimes where the imagination goes when one reads something out-of-context.
Reply by Knixon
on March 2, 2022 at 12:41 AM
Obviously you mean his toupee...
Reply by wonder2wonder
on March 2, 2022 at 2:36 AM
KIrk: "Obviously some connection."
Reply by rooprect
on March 2, 2022 at 3:14 PM
Gillian: Don't tell me... You're from outer space!
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
Reply by Knixon
on March 2, 2022 at 5:31 PM
That movie has some gems.
Kirk: You're not exactly catching us at our best.
Spock: That much is certain.
Reply by rooprect
on March 2, 2022 at 5:59 PM
For real, I think ST4 is one long favorite quote for me...
Gillian: Do you guys like Italian?
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: Yes.
Spock: No.
Kirk: I love Italian. And so do you.
Spock: Yes.
Reply by Knixon
on March 2, 2022 at 6:03 PM
Well yes, but stuff like "You're not exactly catching us at our best" strikes me as especially funny given their battles with Klingons and Romulans and planet-destroying robot spaceships and giant amoebas etc. Poor Gillian has NO IDEA.
Reply by FormerlyKnownAs
on March 3, 2022 at 1:26 PM
Shatner wore a toupee, not Captain Kirk.
Reply by Knixon
on March 3, 2022 at 1:47 PM
Sure, and I make a similar argument on another board - Kaley has implants, not Penny - but Shatner's toupee could be why Kirk's hair "doesn't even look real."