HC

Whilst my Argylle press tour nears completion, there is yet more excitement to come! Tomorrow will bring the trailer for Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare! Watch this space for more bearded and twirly wirly moustachioed antics.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2sSOBkuUzu/?img_index=1

Is that scary-looking hairy man HC? How am I supposed to lick salted caramel off of his face? I'm telling you, these pics are not good for my fantasies!

HC

Here's a little something that me and all my friends put together.

.#UngentlemanlyWarfare
.#TheMinistryOfUngentlemanlyWarfare
@UngentlemanlyWarfare
@Lionsgate
@guyritchie
@jerrybruckheimer
@alanritchson
@henrygolding
@alexpettyfer
@hero_ft
@eizagonzalez
@henriquezaga
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@danny.sapani

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Before today, I never knew fear. HC sticking out his tongue is reason to wet my undies. Instead, I'm paralyzed by fear. He should not do that with that kind of beard.

@Blue-Rose said:

Matt doesn't hug or touch his wife.

Well, he touched HC's arm.

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1750238102927364326

But he doesn't touch his wife. WTH? There's something going on between Matt and HC.

HC

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2unvAKOtIM/

Before today, I never knew fear. HC sticking out his tongue is reason to wet my undies. Instead, I'm paralyzed by fear. He should not do that with that kind of beard.

HC's kind of a big and a intimidating guy. The beard makes him kind of scary.

@HCFan said:

She seems to get more confident each time and her outfits more revealing. She looks stunning. Soon, she'll be the one telling HC what to do.

We all know NV's the dominant one.

@Blue-Rose said:

Before today, I never knew fear. HC sticking out his tongue is reason to wet my undies. Instead, I'm paralyzed by fear. He should not do that with that kind of beard.

No extra security needed. Beard and tongue will keep your... age-inappropriate butt away.

@Blue-Rose said:

Before today, I never knew fear. HC sticking out his tongue is reason to wet my undies. Instead, I'm paralyzed by fear. He should not do that with that kind of beard.

This GIF of HC looking unhinged in TMOUW and sticking out his tongue in slowmo was made just for you.

https://twitter.com/henrycavillbr/status/1752342258420986139

So, how many licks does it take 'til he gets to the center of the?

Argylle & HC

Paging all NYC agents: we’ve hidden 100 copies of the Argylle novel, signed by Henry Cavill and Matthew Vaughn, at a NYC Barnes & Noble. Find those books, agents. We’re depending on you.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2xvzMYOWTI/

I just watched Argylle (2D). Now I'll buy the book and I'll watch it again Saturday in 4DX. It's just a ridiculous fun film. So many surprises. Stay away from boards and socials if you don't want them spoiled. One surprise, though, wasn't very pleasant. I want the prequel that Matthew Vaughn mentioned. I think a prequel can right that wrong.

@Sue-Yin said:

Well, he touched HC's arm.

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1750238102927364326

But he doesn't touch his wife. WTH? There's something going on between Matt and HC.

@Cashmere said:

No extra security needed. Beard and tongue will keep your... age-inappropriate butt away.

HC already has an age-appropriate blue-eyed blonde gf. I just want to be his side piece. A scandalous hidden secret. His dark evil fantasy. So I shouldn't be age-appropriate. And I sure as heck shouldn't be blonde.

@HCFan said:

This GIF of HC looking unhinged in TMOUW and sticking out his tongue in slowmo was made just for you.

https://twitter.com/henrycavillbr/status/1752342258420986139

Ah, thanks. I won't open the link. HC looks awful and scary.

So, how many licks does it take 'til he gets to the center of the?

A lot. It takes a lot. HC should take his time and lick away.

@Triksy said:

Argylle & HC

https://www.instagram.com/p/C2xvzMYOWTI/

WTH is wrong with HC's hair? It looks like he was attacked by birds.

Now I'll buy the book and I'll watch it again Saturday in 4DX.

I'm watching it tomorrow morning. It's only in 2D in the morning. I'll watch it in another format another time.

One surprise, though, wasn't very pleasant. I want the prequel that Matthew Vaughn mentioned. I think a prequel can right that wrong.

I don't like the sound of that. A whole prequel to right one unpleasant surprise? WTH?

HC

It's almost the weekend, my friends! Which means it's time to see Argylle! Get ready for a slightly mad, but extremely fun movie. See you in the cinema!

https://www.instagram.com/p/C22TJoqoY2-/

Cute socks.

@HCFan said:

And that cleavage got old hags and haters all riled up.

They criticized NV for wearing that dress in conservative SK. lol Have they seen some of K-Pop's outfits? I told them to post one SK trade, outlet or blog that criticized her. None of those idiots posted anything. SK will criticize citizens of SK, but it may not criticize foreigners at an event organized for or by them.

I grabbed my Pringles to read the comments.

They keep saying NV wants attention, but they keep giving it to her. They talk about her more than they talk about HC. lol

@Sue-Yin said:

I'm tired of reading the same predictions. When will it happen? Can't the stupid cards tell that?

Yeah, it's almost three years now. What's the point? Well, it's funny. lol But besides that. The cards are not reliable or they suck as readers. lol

@Blue-Rose said:

Before today, I never knew fear. HC sticking out his tongue is reason to wet my undies. Instead, I'm paralyzed by fear. He should not do that with that kind of beard. .

I agree. But in HC's defense, his character was trying to scare a bunch of soldiers, not seduce them. lol

@Triksy said:

Now I'll buy the book and I'll watch it again Saturday in 4DX.

Argylle is based on book 4. Matthew said it's like Star Wars.

It's just a ridiculous fun film.

Too ridiculous for me. And ridiculous stuff last too long.

One surprise, though, wasn't very pleasant. I want the prequel that Matthew Vaughn mentioned. I think a prequel can right that wrong.

No repeat viewing from. I watched it twice and that's one too many. The unpleasant surprise was too unpleasant. They shamelessly deceived people. The unpleasant surprise may not be corrected with a prequel. It looks like the prequel is about a young Argylle and LP will be playing him.

@AnnaB said:

Argylle is based on book 4. Matthew said it's like Star Wars.

Book 4? Blue wanted to post the promo stuff before the release. So I'm not done watching all the vids. I know that Argylle isn't an adaptation of book 1.

No repeat viewing from. I watched it twice and that's one too many. The unpleasant surprise was too unpleasant. They shamelessly deceived people. The unpleasant surprise may not be corrected with a prequel. It looks like the prequel is about a young Argylle and LP will be playing him.

We'll talk about it next week.

HC

It's almost the weekend, my friends! Which means it's time to see Argylle! Get ready for a slightly mad, but extremely fun movie. See you in the cinema!

https://www.instagram.com/p/C22TJoqoY2-/

GO CHIEFS!

Massive thank you to Apple for inviting me and Natalie to the SuperBowl!

Give em hell lads!

Let's goooooooo!

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I love how HC looks over the book. So cute.

I want to sit on his lap, bury my face in the curve of his neck while he reads to me with that orgasmic voice and accent. But would I be able to sit on his lap without trying anything sinful?

HC

We have a poster! And here it be. The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. A World War 2 story about the unconventional men and women of the Special Operations Executive....Guy Ritchie style.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C328hOho9lm/

This better be as fun as it looks and have lots of HC in it.

@Triksy said:

Book 4?

Is Matthew Vaughn's twisted mind. lol

HC

Happy Birthday, Baggins! There was a time, not so long ago, when Kal used to live in peace. Alas, he's now one friend richer, but uninterrupted naps are never assured.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4oIEsMIdYt/?img_index=1

Shoutout to "Big AL" which is something I've never called him, but in the vacuum that is Instagram it feels appropriate. Here's to Big AL! He does some seriously cool stuff in this movie. And by this movie I mean Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. @AlanRitchson #UngentlemanlyWarfare #MinistryMadness

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4s58N4imM3/

Be like those terribly naughty members of the Special Operations Executive....Keep Calm and Carry On until The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare, the new movie from Guy Ritchie, comes out in US cinemas on April 19th. .#UngentlemanlyWarfare #MinistryMadness

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4qVg7xI3mw/?img_index=1

HC's IG comment

HCU screencap: https://twitter.com/updatesofHC/status/1770127336731500782

Alan Ritchson: Oh wow. Very kind of you. ***Deleting my post where I share my honest hate for you and disparage you and all your ancestors.

Henry Cavill: @alanritchson I miss you, too.

@Cashmere said:

HC

Happy Birthday, Baggins! There was a time, not so long ago, when Kal used to live in peace. Alas, he's now one friend richer, but uninterrupted naps are never assured.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4oIEsMIdYt/?img_index=1

It looks like Baggings is telling Kal, Hollup. Let him cook.

HC

These two wonderful wonderful chaps! What a lucky man I am to have been able to do press with them. We were missing the other Henry and Big AL but we managed to scrape through without them!

If you would like to see more of these two chaps, plus the other two not pictured here (you'll have to imagine what they look like) go check them out in the Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare in cinemas on April 19th in the US. I'll be in that movie, too.

@AlexPettyfer
@Hero_ft
.#UngentlemanlyWarfare

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4_TzGLIQvg/?img_index=1

I'll be in that movie, too.

He better be, if he knows what's good for him.

@Cashmere said:

https://www.instagram.com/p/C4oIEsMIdYt/?img_index=1

OMG, the second pic. How adorable. I thought it was a chewing toy or a little stuffed animal. Good thing, no one sat on him by mistake and Kal hasn't mistaken him for a chewing toy.

@AnnaB said:

It looks like Baggings is telling Kal, Hollup. Let him cook.

@AnnaB said:

Yeah, it's almost three years now. What's the point?

Beats me. Maybe they fear PR can turn into real or love? If the cards and BL readings have been saying it’s PR for the past three years, maybe they think it’s possible for them to suddenly say it’s real or love.

It looks like Baggings is telling Kal, Hollup. Let him cook.

Baggings acts like he owns the place.

@Blue-Rose said:

OMG, the second pic. How adorable. I thought it was a chewing toy or a little stuffed animal. Good thing, no one sat on him by mistake and Kal hasn't mistaken him for a chewing toy.

I wish he’d stay like that. He’s just too cute.