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Funny lines
posted by wonder2wonderSTAFFMOD on April 5, 2017 at 9:54 AM
Tai: "Cher, you’re a virgin?"
Cher: "You say that like it’s a bad thing."
Dionne: "Besides, the PC term is hymenally challenged."
Cher: "I am just not interested in doing it until I find the right person. You see how picky I am about my shoes and they only go on my feet."
Cher: "Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex. And anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good."
Reply by lmao7
on April 11, 2017 at 8:16 AM
There are tons! The speech of Travis for being tardy...here found it:
Lots of lines can still use regularly (:
Reply by wonder2wonder
on April 11, 2017 at 10:56 AM
Cher: "If it’s a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions."
Elton: "What’s seven times seven?"
Cher: "Stuff she knows!"
Cher: "I wanna do something good for humanity."
Josh: "How about sterilization?"
Reply by Patty
on August 24, 2017 at 6:40 PM
Whenever my family is being ridiculous, I look at them and say "I'm Audi" and leave the room. I don't think they've figured out what I'm talking about yet, because neither my husband or daughter would ever admit to watching this movie!
I also love how Travis tries to jump out of the window when Mr. Hall hands out report cards!
Reply by Howard Burns
on August 24, 2017 at 7:06 PM
"Everywhere in L.A. takes 20 minutes."
Reply by tmdb18418769
on August 25, 2017 at 8:06 PM
After Tye falls down the stairs. "Now all night long I'm going to be known as that girl who fell."
Reply by tmdb43737777
on August 25, 2017 at 9:23 PM
Dionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie too many times.
Reply by genplant29
on July 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Cher's dad to her new crush (Christian) when they're about to leave for their date:
Hey, you...anything happens to my daughter, I got a 45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
😂
Reply by genplant29
on July 10, 2023 at 12:45 AM
Right after Cher and Josh's kiss scene, Cher's voiceover:
Well, you can guess what happened next. [We see, via a back view, a wedding scene begin.] AS IF!; I am only 16, and this is California, not Kentucky!
Reply by bratface
on July 10, 2023 at 3:28 AM
Mel: What's with you, kid? You think the death of Sammy Davis left an opening in the Rat Pack?
Mel: You mean to tell me that you argued your way from a C+ to an A-?
Cher: Totally based on my powers of persuasion, you proud?
Mel: Honey, I couldn't be happier than if they were based on real grades.