"When you think of garbage, think of Akeem!"

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Joe Louis was always lying about his age. Joe Louis had come out of retirement to fight Rocky Marciano, he was 76 years old. Frank Sinatra came in here and sat in this chair. I said Frank you hang out with Joe Louis, just between me and you, how old is he? You know what Frank told me, he said Hey, Joe Louis is 137 years old. 137 years OLD!"

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Just let your soul glow,
just let it shine through,
just let your sooouuul glow, Baby,
feel it oh so silky smooth.

"I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."

'That's where I'm going, shit!'

"Son... I'm just going to tell you this one time. If you want to keep working here, stay off the drugs."

"THE ROYAL PENIS IS CLEAN,YOUR HIGHNESS."

"This is beautiful. What is that, velvet?"