How (not) to get a stalker acquitted (or to give a rapist visitation rights):

Legally Blonde (7/11) Movie CLIP - Impressing Professor Callahan (2001) HD

Warner Huntington: "According to Swinney vs. Neubert; Swinney, who was also a private sperm donor, was allowed visitation rights as long as he came to terms with the hours set forth by the parents. So, if we're sticking to past precedent, I mean, Mr. Latimer wasn't stalking. He was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation."

Professor Callahan: "But Swinney was a one-time sperm donor. And in our case, the defendant was an habitual sperm donor, who also happens to be harassing the parents in his quest for visitation."

Warner Huntington: "Well yeah, but without this man's sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist."

Professor Callahan: "Now you're thinking like a lawyer. Yes, Miss Woods?"

*Elle Woods: "Although Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, I have to wonder if the defendant kept a thorough record of every sperm emission made throughout his life."

Professor Callahan: "Interesting. Why do you ask?"

Elle Woods: "Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every single one-night stand to determine if a child resulted in those unions, he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever. Why now? Why this sperm?"

Professor Callahan: "I see your point."

Elle Woods: "And for that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where his sperm was clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment."

Professor Callahan: "I believe you've just won your case."