Subzero

Ben: "Here is Subzero. Now, plain zero."

William: "Sure glad we took care of Subzero."
Ben: "Yeah, he was a real pain in the neck."

Buzzsaw

Buzzsaw: "Richards, I love this saw. This saw is part of me. And I'm gonna make it part of you."
Ben: "That's all right. Keep it."

Amber: "What happened to Buzzsaw?"
Ben: "Ah, he had to split."

Dynamo

Ben: "Hey, light head. Hey, Christmas tree. Follow me, light bulb."

Dynamo: "Oh, God, I'm stuck. Somebody, help me. God, cut. Go to commercials. Jesus Christ. I have no power. Cut. Go to commercial."
Audience: "Kill him! Do it!"

Dynamo: "Thought it was pretty funny out there in the zone. What's the matter now, bitch? Why aren't you laughing?"
Amber: "Because there's nothing funny about a dickless moron with a battery up his ass."

Fireball

Fireball: "Aaaaaah! My gas line. My gas line. Go to commercial. Go to commercial."
Ben: "How about a light?"
Fireball: "Aaaaaaaaah!"
Ben: "What a hothead."
Audience: "Bye bye Fireball!"

Captain Freedom

Captain Freedom: "Forget it, Killian. I won't do it."
Killian: "It's not a request, moron.It's an order."
Captain Freedom: "I don't need this crap. This stuff is garbage. I was killing guys like this ten years ago with my bare hands. I'm not going for any of these tricks. This is a sport of death and honor. Code of the gladiators!"

"Subzero, Fireball and Buzzsaw."
"Say their names with reverent pride."
"They punished crime and served the law."
"As patriots they died."