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1) Never do anything for yourself that someone can do for you.

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  • Men come first in Japan, women come second.

  • Applying some eyeliner and slicked back hair will diguise a 6'2" Scotsman as convincingly Japanese to the locals.

  • The Japanese Secret Service employs Ninjas!

  • The James Bond Franchise pre-meditated the Worldwide Ninja Craze by over a decade!

  • Russia and the United States will call off World War 3 if a spaceship threatening to gobble up one of theirs explodes just before.

  • A spaceship blowing up within a few hundred feet will not harm an Apollo module in stationary orbit.

  • Do not allow enemy spies to smoke their own cigarettes when under your custody!

  • When sending a masked assassin to murder someone, make sure to check his face before he gets back in your getaway car!

  • Being fatally stabbed in the back through a rice-paper wall will kill you so instantly, you'll pause in mid-sentence and just calmly stand there.

  • A pressed suit will stay dry and wrinkle-free when worn under a scuba diving outfit.

  • Being shot with submachine guns while in a folding bed will only knock you out and cause fake blood to appear nearby.

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12) Japanese Ninja Cigarettes can save your life.

13) The head of the Japanese Secret Service has a cooler code name than the head of the British Secret Service.

14) Petite female Japanese Secret Service agents spend most of their time rescuing bumbling male British Secret Service agents who are a foot taller than them.

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15) Before he was the Captain of the American submarine USS Wayne, Shane Rimmer worked for NASA in Hawaii. That man certainly gets around!

16) The best way to get rid of bad guys who are chasing you is to have a helicopter with a giant magnet pick up the car and dump it in the ocean.

17) In Japan, the best place to pickup girls is at a Sumo wrestling match.

18) Shinto wedding ceremonies are weird.

19) Tetsuro Tamba thinks that Mie Hama has a face like a pig.... ?????

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20) Always buy your Vodka from the doorman at the Russian Embassy in Tokyo.

21) Apparently Dwayne Johnson's Grandfather worked for Osata Chemicals.

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22) John Barry's music is so beautiful that you CAN hear it in Space!

23) When Ling isn't helping MI6 pretend to make it look like Bond has died, she's playing in high stakes poker games at the Casino Royale in Montenegro.

24) James Bond hates It when oysters are wasted.

25) With prosthetic pointed ears to go with the Japanese hair wig, James Bond could possibly pass for a Vulcan.

26) Before he was the Commander of S.H.A.D.O., Ed Straker worked for NASA in Hawaii.

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