• Do not try to renegotiate your fee when pulling off an elaborate heist for a rogue multinational terrorist organization.

• Bodies do not decompose when submerged inside aircraft in the Caribbean Sea.

• Mourning Drag Queens will become instantly violent once identified.

• Sticking a broom-handle through two loose handles on a small 1-person Sauna will lock it from outside. Apparently the broom handles cannot be shaken loose even with plenty of give to the doors.

• Relaxation saunas have soundproof walls and doors so that nobody can hear someone there screaming for help.

• The best way to evade swimming pool sharks is to stand right next to the entrance they come out of as sharks are apparently oblivious to things right next to them.

• A 9mm bullet to the spine will instantly kill a dancing woman who happens to be used as a human shield yet leave so little blood that she can easily pass for someone who has just passed out.

• Women do not find the offer to wear only shoes and nothing else very amusing.

11) Any woman who expects James Bond to call her for a second date is obviously delusional.

12) Q is not a good traveler.

13) Domino, stop saying that you're Largo's niece or ward. The whole planet knows you're his pleasure unit.

14) The British Secret Service has a female 00 agent (and no I am not making this up).

15)Stay away from people wearing giant tacky looking rings with spiders on them.

16) When Big Ben rings 7 times at 6pm, it's London, we have a problem time.

17) For some reason, Bond can't show up to any kind of official meeting on time to save his life.

18). Don't try to send Bond to Station C (Canada). It won't end well.

19). Bond's teeth are even sharper than his eyes.

20) Underwater cameras were invented for James Bond films and not, as previously believed, for the benefit of mankind.

21) Never console a transvestite at a funeral.

22) Swimming in Largo's pools is likely to shorten your life.

23) Always arrive late at a 00 briefing session. It makes you look more important.

24). CIA agents think that the best way to blend in on a beach in the Bahamas is to wear a suit and tie.

25). When going to visit James Bond in his hotel room, never greet him by using his 00 number when he opens the door.

26). Apparently Miss Moneypenny thinks that M is a senile old man.