"I am...in a world....of shit!"

"I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister"

Pretty much everything from R. Lee Ermey

"I bet you're the kind of guy to f*ck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around" LMAO....... that line makes me laugh every time

@RCH2288 said:

"I bet you're the kind of guy to f*ck a guy in the ass and not even have the common courtesy to give him a reach around" LMAO....... that line makes me laugh every time

That is definitely one of his best, lol...and this one also kills me: "You best square your @ss away and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks, or I will definitely f*ck you up!"

Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!

Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?

Bullshit. I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

"Me love you long time!"

Sir! I said it sir!

Well, what do we got here. A fucking comedian. Private Joker. I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you! You can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

(punches him in the gut)

You little scumbag! I got your name! I got YOUR ASS! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers, I will teach you!

Oh man, so many good lines. Even in the Vietnam scenes there are some really good ones. I could type almost the entire script on here.

"IF I'M GONNA GET MY BALLS BLOWN OFF FOR A WORD,MY WORD IS POONTANG."