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Things We Can Learn From The Leech Woman
posted by Maria KellySTAFFMOD on April 11, 2017 at 12:16 AM
1)Never fall in love with a sarcastic Endocrinogist. It will just drive you to drink.
2). A woman in alcohol withdrawal can outrun a leopard.
3)Never trust a jungle guide who looks like he has played a Nazi Officer on Twelve O'Clock High The TV Series.
4)When the African Tribal Matriarch tells you in no uncertain terms that you are going to be killed the morning after witnessing a secret rejuvenation ceremony, don't keep trying to change her mind. It's NOT going to happen.
Reply by Maria Kelly
on May 2, 2017 at 11:53 PM
5)Never give your calling card to a man that you're about to kill.
6)Is your husband a mean bastard? When he drags you along to Africa, make sure that you get the pineal juice from his head so you can drink it to become beautiful ASAP!