Two hikers, in search of "something in the woods" find Pothead Heaven. One breaks the first rule of wilderness survival, while the other flees in a blind panic. Miles away, a disparate quintet park the SUV and unpack gear for a "birthday celebration in the woods." The park ranger drops by for a beer and issues the usual warnings: Stay on the trail, Read all the signs, and STAY AWAY FROM THE HIGH VALLEYS! After banter about Life and the Wilderness, they're about to hit the trail when the hysterical hiker stumbles into the clearing and leaves a baby blue pack. The quintet are on the trail when... read the rest.