Discuss Robot Monster

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1)Never have a picnic in a rocky area, especially if you're wearing a nice dress.

2)Never let your younger brother hangout with a man who took naps at summer camps until he was 14.

3)If you want to have a successful invasion of planet Earth, make sure that the leader of the invasion forces has an IQ above that of an eggplant.

4)Intersteller law states that Daniel Craig is the only man on Earth who is allowed to run around shirtless.

5)It's hard to take an alien with a gorilla body and a scuba diver's helmet for a head seriously.

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6)Carla is obsessed with "playing house."

7)Alien overlords really hate having their minions call for instructions every five minutes.

8)For some nutty reason, the Ro-Men can't breath Earth air unless they have some weird machine spouting bubbles everywhere.

9) Throwing yourself at an alien man who has not seen a woman of any species for a while is NOT a good idea.

10)Just because all of the electricity plants on earth have been destroyed doesn't mean you can't rig up an electronic cloaking device around the hole in the ground you're living in.

11)Never let your younger daughter go outside alone, especially if she has poor navigation issues.

12)Just because you can't see Ro-Man or hear him your viewscreen, he can see and hear you.

13)The love scene between Roy and Nancy is a violation of the Geneva Conventions.

  1. Ro-Man makes Nancy watch Roy's death even though Roy shows up 10 minutes later at the humans Headquarters.

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