OMG, You cant kill it with a Nuclear Bomb, but a U.S. Soldier with a knife. OMG the stupidity.

Okay, so right up until about five minutes from the end, my thought process was basically "Yeah this sucks, but I mean, it doesn't deserve the worst rating. Maybe like, a full one star affair?" but then that resolution came, and I realised how very wrong I was.

Final rating:½ - So bad it’s offensive. I may never fully recover.