Discuss The Cloverfield Paradox

Honestly, this movie is so bad it deserves one of these things. So here goes:

1) A TV-screen also functions as a window on a high tech spaceship/spacestation. A TV screen is robust enough to function as a window on a spacestation as well.

2) It is freezing cold out there in space. It is actually so cold that it can freeze a china(wo)man in seconds! However, it is not cold enough to freeze an irishwoman. I guess it really is true about them being hotblooded and hot tempered.

3) If you mess and break something the best and only way to fix that error is to repeat what ever caused it. i.e. if for example you mess up while driving your car and manage to hit someone, the best way to fix this error is to put the gear in reverse and back up over their body.

4) If you are in a hurry to fix up your spacestation's spin axis (or whatever) be sure to bring in two completely useless henchmen who only slow you down

5) If you are in a hurry to fix up your spacestation's spin axis and you are only seconds away from death and catastrophy be sure to stop and have a lengthy conversation on the way.

6) If you mess up the space time continuum the grim reaper will be coming for your sorry behind in various nonsensical ways. Fun fact: the movie was originally called Final Destination 6: The Cloverfield paradox

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