You know you're definitely watching a Jurassic Park movie when you got a completely and unnecessarily complicated plot with extremely annoying sidekick and kid characters thrown in there for good measure.

Anyways, these super secret hidden auctions, which manage to collect all the world's biggest terrorists and shady businessmen in to one spot have become something of a cliche in Hollywood movies. I have to wonder what exactly were the buyers of those dinosaurs getting out of that deal? You can't really open your own zoo with them or or cuff it to a lamp post and leave it on your front lawn and call it a pet either. It was rather ridiculous how they were all so excited and giddy about the partly laser controlled indoraptor even though it was obvious they had no real means of controlling it except pointing it in a general direction. Doesn't seem like a good military tool when it goes to point A after you've pointed there and then comes back and eats your whole team before running into the wilderness. Hell, if those terrorists/businessmen wanted to start their own dinosaurs army for terrorism or softball or whatever they could've just bought a blood/DNA sample. No need to get into the logistics of dinosaur trucking.