Discuss A Darker Fifty Shades: The Fetish Set

I got suckered by Comcast. Just looking for a movie tonight as I couldn't sleep and went to Streampix on Comcast. It has it ranked as a "most popular" movie for Streampix .. in the third row. MANY MANY others listed behind.... This movie is sooooooooooooo bad! I can only imagine the popularity is because of "Fifty Shades of Gray". The best part about this movie is that it is only 81 minutes long. The worst part is IT IS 81 MINUTES LONG!

So dumb. It's stated as a thriller... and all it has is women talking for about 71 minutes.... maybe more, I didn't count.............. SO THRILLING! I got a feeling that it is ranked high is because people are clicking on it because of the cover shot....

I do not mind C rated Thrillers if they do it alright, but this one is definite crud.

LOL one scene ... after the opening crap... had a character ask another "what floor was the room?" the answer "The 10th".... and not 4 minutes later as they are in that room on the 10th floor someone asks "What is the number to the room next to us?" the answer "517"............... so dumb!

Then you get gals talking in cars for 40 minutes!................ They even tried to have opera music play and have meaningful shots by silhouette moonlight in this crud to try and make it seem "like a movie I guess"............ If you dare to watch this movie you'll be like "What The Fuck is this"?

Complete crap! How the F do these movies get made?

TMDB needs a ZERO rating or below. This one would be a -1,000 starz.......... Please TMDB let me vote zero on crap like this. Please!

I had to drink to get through this movie. When I saw the opening of this movie I unscrewed the vodka and asked myself "Do I really want to watch this?".

So sorry I did. I would have rather had my house hit with a thousand eggs and had shit, after Taco Bell, spattered all over it. And then I'd have to go out and clean it all up with a tooth brush. I would have appreciated that much more than this movie.

Watch at your own risk!

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Rule of Thumb: If an unknown recent movie's title SOUNDS like another recent known movie's title, it sucks. There is a company called The Asylum that specializes in knock-offs of popular action and Sci-Fi movies, for example, that is notorious for this and which populates many a Netflix "recommended" page. (Transmorphers is a great example of one of their titles.)

Picking random movies to rent while sleepy is like going shopping when you're hungry.

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