- Everyone in the world appears to be a secret hitman
- You can purchase anything with a single gold coin ranging from a gun to a tailored suit
- John Wick should have been cast as Deadshot in Suicide Squad
- Giant sumo assassins require two headshots
- John Wick can get shot in the gut multiple times, continue fighting and beating several people, and heal in record time to continue said killing spree
- If you speak any language other than English, John Wick probably speaks it as well
- People at raves in coloseums enjoy a good shoot out every once in a while to break up the monotony of electronic dance music
- Old Mustangs can really take a beating and keep ticking
- Aurelio's shop really takes their time repairing cars. They probably charge an hourly rate.
- Assassins like performing flash mobs too.
Keep it going, guys and gals
Reply by spoons57
on February 20, 2017 at 10:14 PM
11 . All homeless people seem to be working for an underground crime boss. (Makes you think twice about dropping change into their tin cups)
Reply by cinema
on February 21, 2017 at 8:11 AM
I wish I never learned about 10. lol
Reply by Masque of Samhain
on February 23, 2017 at 4:28 AM
12 - Not naming your Pit bull is cooler than naming it.
Reply by Hank Melluish
on February 23, 2017 at 4:39 AM
Reply by john.wick4026
on February 25, 2017 at 7:03 AM
13-John can shoot people in stealth mode using silencers
14-John Wick is Max Payne
Reply by topspin247
on February 27, 2017 at 10:09 PM
15- If an mad and insane killing machine assassin is coming after you, sit in a bar peacefully eating a steak because said assassin will definitely follow the rules of the bar and not kill you.
Reply by crysolite
on March 5, 2017 at 9:41 PM
16 - when the job is finished, exit in plain sight of everyone instead of the hidden catacombs you came through
Reply by Doityesterday
on March 5, 2017 at 11:38 PM
17 - The scary guy who lives in your building and keeps pigeons on the roof might be a king pin/killer...so don't argue with him about the pigeon poop smell!
Reply by chucknorrissinspiration
on March 26, 2017 at 9:48 AM
This thread is great
Reply by fonzie
on March 26, 2017 at 12:01 PM
thanks! Lets keep it going ;)
Reply by Renovatio
on March 26, 2017 at 12:17 PM
18 - If you're going to kill your assassin nemesis, have the decency to pay for the round of drinks first
Reply by chucknorrissinspiration
on March 26, 2017 at 12:56 PM
19 if you're an elite assassin it's mandatory that you are an excellent mason as well
Reply by want2bsn
on May 23, 2017 at 3:12 PM
Reply by aholejones
on June 2, 2017 at 10:45 AM
24 The meeting of the high table looks an awful lot like a UN assembly. You got your stereotypical arab with the traditional bedouin outfit, a russian with the stereotypical hat etc. and just about every possible ethnicity is represented in this meeting.
25 Not honoring your marker is the quickest, easiest and cheapest way to get your new house renovated.
26 Seven million gets you seven bullets. That just makes sense.
Reply by Dark_Sithlord
on June 12, 2017 at 10:56 PM
You can be female, short, and deaf and still be an assassin.
Apparently, with little regard for the law, even assassins play by certain rules.
When killing hired thugs, double tapping is the way to go: one shot center mass, the other to the head. Unless you're a sumo hitman, in which case you need a double tap to the head.
You can make peace with a crime lord by killing all his henchmen and drinking a toast to peace when you make it to his office.
Killing a rival assassin quickly is considered a professional courtesy, along with remembering his preferred drink.
If you are a professional hitman, make sure your insurance policies on your car and house are paid up.
Homeless people are all packing guns and are part of an organization run by Morpheus.
Do all crime bosses have hall of mirrors in their lairs? Or just this bozo and the guy in Enter the Dragon?
When a hitman has a reputation for being able to kill men with a pencil, sometimes you have to kill with a pencil to keep the rep alive.
It takes 13 years to fix a mustang with a bent chasis, busted drive shaft, the motor hanging out, and a crack in the windshield.