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Women can go around in tight clothing with their breasts showing and wear thongs at the beach yet the male anatomy is still taboo.

They made his crotch so flat I was left to wonder if he had been desexed? Airbrushing or they actually made a 'skin tight' suit with built in flatener technology? At least with Batman and Robin in 1995 they decided to make a suit that wasn't trying to hide their gender. [url]http://www.batman-online.com/features/1343578888_kilmer-odonnell-forever.jpg[/url]

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Eww...he's a 15 year old boy. Why are you even looking down there?

I wasn't, there are shots of him from that angle and he was as flat as they come. So you're saying a 15 year old doesn't have a male anatomy? Prude.

@intothenightalone said:

So you're saying a 15 year old doesn't have a male anatomy? Prude.

Hahahahaha! rofl

The scene where he's in the warehouse just lying there I thought 'did they airbrush his crouch?'

I gotta say I noticed how oddly flat his crotch was as well. The act of taking his junk away called more attention to it than if they had just made it natural. So weird that they did that.

Because a male crotch is phallic and masculine and anything that's phallic and masculine is threatening to the mamas that are Disney's target demographic.

@ubuzen said:

Because a male crotch is phallic and masculine and anything that's phallic and masculine is threatening to the mamas that are Disney's target demographic.

Do they have crotch shots in Valerian your favourite movie?

@ubuzen said:

Because a male crotch is phallic and masculine and anything that's phallic and masculine is threatening to the mamas that are Disney's target demographic.

I'd refuse to take the role if it included being digitally neutered.

@Charlton said:

Do they have crotch shots in Valerian your favourite movie?

Somebody likes something I don't like. That means I should follow them around the forums and bring it up in irrelevant dicussions.

Same reason Ken dolls are lacking down there but Barbie gets a C cup I imagine.

Well ken actually does have a slight bulge, like most mannequins.

That's just stupid. What's next? Remove Wonder Woman's lady-lumps for the next movie? :P

LOL this thread is hilarious grin

Well it's a Stark suit, isn't it? Ask him. Tony's Iron Man armor has some weird angles to it, doesn't it?

@Satch_the_man said:

Well it's a Stark suit, isn't it? Ask him. Tony's Iron Man armor has some weird angles to it, doesn't it?

Maybe Tony is so straight that he can't bare the sight of other men's bulges. Hence the flatness. :P

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