Discuss Spider-Man: Homecoming

Women can go around in tight clothing with their breasts showing and wear thongs at the beach yet the male anatomy is still taboo.

They made his crotch so flat I was left to wonder if he had been desexed? Airbrushing or they actually made a 'skin tight' suit with built in flatener technology? At least with Batman and Robin in 1995 they decided to make a suit that wasn't trying to hide their gender. [url]http://www.batman-online.com/features/1343578888_kilmer-odonnell-forever.jpg[/url]

24 replies (on page 2 of 2)

Jump to last post

Previous page

I really need to see this film.

@Satch_the_man said:

I really need to see this film.

don't talk about it. be about it.

Maybe he's gay and guys junk sends him loco

@ubuzen said:

Because a male crotch is phallic and masculine and anything that's phallic and masculine is threatening to the mamas that are Disney's target demographic.

If that was true, then they wouldn't be mamas.

@blue_wolverine said:

@Satch_the_man said:

I really need to see this film.

Oh no, you fucking don't! This was complete shit for the young morons too stupid to think for themselves. They were told this was awesome and so they go.

I hate most superhero movies, and even I liked Homecoming. It's good.

@in_the_crease said:

@ubuzen said:

Because a male crotch is phallic and masculine and anything that's phallic and masculine is threatening to the mamas that are Disney's target demographic.

If that was true, then they wouldn't be mamas.

There's a difference between a penis that has courted and knocked you up, and all the other penises.

@blue_wolverine said:

@Satch_the_man said:

I really need to see this film.

Oh no, you fucking don't! This was complete shit for the young morons too stupid to think for themselves. They were told this was awesome and so they go.

You're a retard.

@Charlton said:

@blue_wolverine said:

@Satch_the_man said:

I really need to see this film.

Oh no, you fucking don't! This was complete shit for the young morons too stupid to think for themselves. They were told this was awesome and so they go.

You're a retard.

Tr

This is reverse sexual objectification. What an outrage!

Did you see Thor in National Lampoons Vacation?

Can't find a movie or TV show? Login to create it.

Global

s focus the search bar
p open profile menu
esc close an open window
? open keyboard shortcut window

On media pages

b go back (or to parent when applicable)
e go to edit page

On TV season pages

(right arrow) go to next season
(left arrow) go to previous season

On TV episode pages

(right arrow) go to next episode
(left arrow) go to previous episode

On all image pages

a open add image window

On all edit pages

t open translation selector
ctrl+ s submit form

On discussion pages

n create new discussion
w toggle watching status
p toggle public/private
c toggle close/open
a open activity
r reply to discussion
l go to last reply
ctrl+ enter submit your message
(right arrow) next page
(left arrow) previous page

Settings

Want to rate or add this item to a list?

Login