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2018: Which film hurt YOUR Rear End the most sitting in Cinemas this Year?
posted by Midi-chlorian_CountSTAFFMOD on December 27, 2018 at 7:22 AM
For me it was this film.
2 and a half hours long and for my arse it was a real struggle there. I can still vividly remember the discomfort as it seemed the end would never come...
What movies this year just seemed to drag on and on way too long for you, to the point your rear end was crying out in pain?
Reply by tmdb82469342
on December 27, 2018 at 9:50 AM
That'll teach you not to have anal sex in the movie theater.
Reply by Midi-chlorian_Count
on December 27, 2018 at 10:19 AM
Predictable first response there Gus. Disappointing, I expected better of you...
Reply by tmdb82469342
on December 27, 2018 at 12:21 PM
Sorry dude, I couldn't help myself.
Reply by JustinJackFlash
on December 28, 2018 at 8:06 AM
No, in fairness, credit where credit is due. That was pretty funny.
Reply by A-Dubya
on December 29, 2018 at 12:25 AM
Next time, use a better quality lube.
Reply by Midi-chlorian_Count
on December 29, 2018 at 4:14 AM
I love lamp / Which particular brand of lube would you recommend?
Reply by tmdb82469342
on December 29, 2018 at 11:09 AM
A word of warning to you, Count.
The Russo brothers are saying Avengers Endgame could be 3 hours long!!!
Prepare yourself accordingly.
Reply by Midi-chlorian_Count
on December 29, 2018 at 11:45 AM
Jeez, don't tell me that! Hopefully @A-Dubya will be able to recommend some real quality lube otherwise it sounds like my ass will take one hell of a pounding there...
Anyway enough of my rear end. Going back to the OP, which films hurt YOUR asses this year? e.g. Gus - surely your bottom was pained by at least one outing?
Reply by tmdb82469342
on December 29, 2018 at 1:29 PM
I watch all my movies at Showcase cinemas with luxury soft padded leather recliners, my only fear is falling asleep!
Reply by A-Dubya
on December 29, 2018 at 2:14 PM
Swiss Army brand. It actually warms up a little when applied, as the cashier person in the porno shop told me.
Reply by Midi-chlorian_Count
on March 26, 2019 at 3:43 AM
No way Gus - 3 hour 2 minutes run time confirmed! Tell your sister, you were right...
I'm taking a cushion this time.
Reply by A-Dubya
on March 26, 2019 at 5:08 AM
Good idea. I personally may wait for the BluRay, if that runtime is legit.
Reply by tmdb82469342
on April 10, 2019 at 12:55 PM
Some cinemas are going to show all the MCU movies back to back leading up to the premiere of Endgame.
Can your posterior handle that?
Reply by JustinJackFlash
on April 10, 2019 at 1:02 PM
If you average them at 2 hours long that would be a total of 42 hours long. Almost 2 days and nights. I'd think your eyelids would be the bigger worry.
Reply by Vinod_IT
on March 2, 2020 at 9:34 AM
Holla