Were you expecting monkey sex? Be honest. I'll admit I was kind of thinking monkey sex when I picked it up.

Kind of disappointed wasn't it? At least have two people dressed up as apes ala The Bloodhound Gang going at it.

Do you have that song stuck in your head now? The Bad Touch? Be honest, it's OK, the Bloodhound Gang was a fun band. Nothing to be ashamed of there.

Anyway.... What you do get is lesbians and fake boobs and cheap humor and a pink gorilla.

What you don't get is an adaptation of Planet of the Apes that is any real fun. And that is what you are looking for isn't it? It... read the rest.