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Splatter Beach (2007)

R 10/09/2007 (US) Horror 1h 10m

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Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia brothers. It was released on DVD by Camp Motion Pictures.Starring Erin Brown, Erika Smith, Alison Whitney, Brice Kennedy, Ken Van Sant and Dave Fife, Splatter Beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.

John Polonia

Director, Writer
Mark Polonia

Director

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Erin Brown

Tess Gardner
Erika Smith

Tonya Smith
Dave Fife

Rupert Pine
Brice Kennedy

Rodney Spinner
John Polonia

Johnson the Fisherman
Leslie Culton

Shower Girl
John Paul Fedele

Drummer
Ken VanSant
Marty Manglaze

The Creature
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A review by Greigh Johanson

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Written by Greigh Johanson on October 3, 2012

This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. It's about the Polonia brothers trying their hardest to rip off “Humanoids from the Deep” and other sea-monster flicks and I also see some parables to Jaws and Psycho. The acting is amateur and the directing is atrocious. The green-screen effects have gotta be the worst in cinematic history.

This movie intended to be a comedy and the film's humor is about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism and Hercules movies. Normally, I totally love that kind of humor, especially when it comes from... read the rest.

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