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100 Things We Learned from The Breakfast Club
posted by MrCharmingManSTAFFMOD on May 15, 2017 at 2:52 PM
- The janitor always wins over your insults because he collects the trash and knows all your deepest darkest secrets
- Spending a Saturday detention with a handful of completely different social classes of kids from your school will force you to bond and become friends
- Jock's parents get on your case for never letting loose on anyone so you have to tape a hairy kids buns together for approval
- In detention instead of writing your own paper on why you are there you get the nerd to write one paper for all of you and its ok as long as its signed the Breakfast Club
- Even though you come from an abusive home and are failing school everything is fine if you pump your fist and freeze frame at the end of the movie
Reply by BarkingBaphomet
on May 15, 2017 at 3:52 PM
6) sarcastically admitting to contraband possession is a safe deflection maneuver.
Reply by Phasmophobia
on May 15, 2017 at 5:05 PM
7.) After a two-minute makeover, a guy you have nothing in common with will be your boyfriend.
8.) A man's scream can break glass.
Reply by tmdb13060682
on May 15, 2017 at 8:08 PM
9.) Fifty bucks will keep a janitor from squealing.
10.) You mess with the bull, you get the horns!
Reply by Jana
on May 15, 2017 at 8:25 PM
11 . Emo was a thing even back then and Allison really set the mood with "when you grow up, your heart dies".
Reply by tmdb13060682
on May 16, 2017 at 9:24 PM
12.) Andrew's got to be NUMBER ONE!!!
Reply by tmdb53400018
on May 17, 2017 at 7:25 PM
13.) Bologna can stick to furniture. Briefly
Reply by MrCharmingMan
on June 4, 2017 at 10:13 AM
14.) When trying to intimidate and taunt the juvenile delinquent that you are trying to make a profound statement to by telling them you now have them for 2 months worth of detentions, instead of simply holding up two fingers you hold up the Heavy Metal Horns sign instead signifying 2 months of detentions! It is so much more powerful that way.
Reply by tmdb18418769
on June 4, 2017 at 10:51 AM
15) That black shit is eye liner.
Reply by tmdb43737777
on June 21, 2017 at 3:58 AM
Brian was gonna shoot up a school with a flair gun.
Andy taped Larry's cheeks together with tape.
Allison had nothing better to do on a saturday, but attend detention.
Clair left school to shop and get back at her parents.
Bender thinks pulling fire alarms are funny.
Spilling paint at Bender's house will be rewarded with a cigar burned into your flesh.
Bender's dad got him a carton of cigarettes for Christmas.