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Why Stormtroopers are Clones
Δημοσιεύτηκε από τον/την His ExcellencySTAFFMOD στις 10 Οκτώβριος 2017 στις 06:48 ΜΜ
99.9% of the people think Stormtoopers are clones. This is a fact
When we first saw the original films, we were intrigued by the stormtroopers. Were they robots? Under mind control? Just varying humans, (and humans only), in suits? But when the prequels came out, Lucas decided, in all his wisdom, to strongly indicate that stormtroopers were, in fact, clones. This made perfect sense, because in the original films they all looked the same, had roughly the same height, were all uniformly retarded and behaved in a automatronic fashion. Lucas had his audience convinced that the genesis of the stormtrooper was in a cloning factory.
Hooray!
So now we cut to the teaser, and we see the negro stormtrooper. Which means they have moved on from Maori clones to negro clones. An understandable progression, given the general negro athleticism, strength, intellectual pliancy and herd mentality. An army of NFL running backs with guns. AWESOME!
BUT WAIT!
Apparenntly in some shtty cartoon released God knows when, which about 6 people watched, it was mentioned that inexplicably, the Emperor dispensed with clones and went back to drafting retarded members of the populace to become slacker Stormtroopers....this despite the clones beating the motherfcking JEDI!!
Well, I'm sorry. That is not canon, as far as 99.9% of people are concerned. It also makes ZERO sense.
A cartoon watched by a few geeks does not canon make. The people think stormtroopers are clones, because that is what Lucas told us, whether he meant to or not.
The negro is a stormtrooper. Therefore he is a clone. He has the force 'awaken' within him, making him an individiual and intellectually and morally free.
JJ Abrams 'gets' this. So should you.
Capiche?
Απάντηση από τον/την Jan El Señor
στις 11 Οκτώβριος 2017 στις 09:15 ΜΜ
I miss this post.
Απάντηση από τον/την Ahstaroth
στις 12 Οκτώβριος 2017 στις 02:37 ΜΜ
Conscription is cheaper than cloning. The emperor did not have the political clout to conscript troops before he became emperor. Some 20 years passed between ROTS and ANH. The Jedi are long dead, so who cares about an army that can beat jedi? They just need to be able to control commoners, and the Death Star was another tool to keep them under control. And they blew up 2 death stars, so the Emperor's financial acumen is questionable.
And there IS no emperor in TFA so even that point is moot.
Απάντηση από τον/την His Excellency
στις 13 Οκτώβριος 2017 στις 02:53 ΜΜ
How much does it cost to conscript, and to clone?
Απάντηση από τον/την His Excellency
στις 21 Νοέμβριος 2017 στις 04:45 ΜΜ
Fool.
Απάντηση από τον/την Joe79
στις 22 Νοέμβριος 2017 στις 07:57 ΕΊΜΑΙ
Finn: "I'm not Resistance. I'm not a hero. I'm a stormtrooper. Like all of them, I was taken from a family I'll never know. And raised to do one thing."
Finn himself states outright they are stolen as children from their families - ergo not clones.
Απάντηση από τον/την shallowhal
στις 12 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 10:57 ΜΜ
This better not be a clone Harry Skywalker. Someone please take my RAM out.
Απάντηση από τον/την FlyingSaucersAreReal
στις 15 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 01:58 ΜΜ
Originally they were clones, but after years of fighting it became necessary to add to their ranks by another method.
Απάντηση από τον/την His Excellency
στις 16 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 11:08 ΜΜ
Finn is an evil imperial clone. He was lying.
Απάντηση από τον/την His Excellency
στις 16 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 11:09 ΜΜ
No
Απάντηση από τον/την HAL 9010'
στις 17 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 04:04 ΕΊΜΑΙ
... guess Supreme Leader Stoke did not get the memo
Απάντηση από τον/την His Excellency
στις 18 Δεκέμβριος 2017 στις 12:57 ΕΊΜΑΙ
Supreme Leader Travis*