Zorg: "But you can still count! Look it's easy, look at my fingers...four stones (smacks Aknot), four crates...zero stones, ZERO crates!!"

Leeloo, after she tries to explain to Dallas why she has just fallen through the roof of his taxi using the Divine Language, ends with "Boom." Dallas: Yeah, I can understand "Boom." Leeloo: "Badda Boom!"

"I'm just so tired of all of these Star Wars."

"Aziz, Light!"

Ruby Rhod: "Hot, hot, hot!"

Mooo-tee paaas. Moo-tee paaas!

Vito: You're a monster.

Zorg: I know.

Ruby Rhode (after finishing his program on the escape shuttle): "That was the best show I ever did!"

Zorg: "I hate warriors, too narrow-minded. I'll tell you what I do like though: a killer, a dyed-in-the-wool killer. Cold blooded, clean, methodical and thorough. Now a real killer, when he picked up the ZF-1, would've immediately asked about the little red button on the bottom of the gun."

@AlienFanatic: I love that line too! I think Gary Oldman and Chris Tucker should have gotten Oscar nominations for this movie.

@PhelpsFan said:

My favorite one is:

Dallas: I'm looking for Leeloo. Vito: Is Leeloo in trouble? Dallas: When is Leeloo NOT in trouble?

Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night.

"Every five minutes there is an bomb! Buzz!!"

I have a few favourite lines.

Korben's Mother: "I never should've pushed you out."

Thai: "You're fired!" [after insisting Korben's message would be good news].

Zorg: "Honour has killed millions and saved no one." Zorg later dies by a Mangalore bomb, the Mangalore who detonates it saying "For Honour."

I can't remember the exact quote but I think it's "I only speak two languages: English and Bad English".

I'll add two more as well, though I can't remember why they both entertain me so.

"I...am a meat popsicle."

My other isn't so much a quote, but rather the full exchange between Korben Dallas and Mr. Kim. (I always like the actor, Kim Chan's, work.)

Mr. Kim: You got a message.

Korben Dallas: Yeah

Mr. Kim: You're not gonna open it? It might be important.

Korben Dallas: Yeah, like the last two I got were important. The first one was from my wife, telling me she was leaving. The second was from my lawyer, telling me he was leaving... with my wife.

Mr. Kim: Ah, that's bad luck. Grandfather say it not rain everyday. This is good news, guaranteed. I bet your lunch.

Korben Dallas: Okay, you're on.

Mr. Kim: Come on...

[Reads]

Mr. Kim: You are fired. Oh.

Korben Dallas: Well, at least I won lunch.

Mr. Kim: Good philosophy, see good in bad, I like.

Dallas: "- I'm a meat popsicle".