Harry: Dearest pie, how old is Matilda?
Zinnia: Four.
Matilda: I'm six-and-a-half, Mommy.
Zinnia: Five, then!

Class: "Mrs. D, Mrs. I, Mrs. F-F-I, Mrs. C, Mrs. U, Mrs. L-T-Y."

Trunchbull: * whips desk * "Why are all these women married?!"

@Phasmophobia said:

Trunchbull: * whips desk * "Why are all these women married?!"

yes that's funny. Anything Trunchbull says really like how she says it. Also the one from Matilda's mom regarding college, I used to repeat with her voice "you chose books, I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband...etc" and as a kid I was just like no way Ms Honey is waaaay more pretty!