1). Never buy a house that is next door to a cemetery. 2). When you're flying an airplane, make sure that the plane has steering wheels in the cockpit. 3).When you're flying your spacecraft over Hollywood, make sure that you go by the ABC, NBC, and CBS buildings.
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لم تجد الفلم أو المسلسل ؟ سجل دخولك و انشئها
هل تريد تقييم او اضافة هذا العنصر للقائمة؟
لست عضو؟
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ مارس 16, 2017 في 11:19 مساءا
5) It's hard to take aliens who buy their clothes from a Lord Of The Rings thrift shop seriously. 6) The best way to kill an obese zombie is to sneak up behind him and hit him over the head with a tree branch.
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ مارس 26, 2017 في 11:38 مساءا
7)Don't use your gun to scratch your face. 8) Never trust a leader of an extraterrestrial planet who wears WAY too much eyeshadow.
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ أبريل 11, 2017 في 12:22 صباحا
9)Never use a shower curtain to separate the cockpit and the passenger section. It's just too tacky.
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ أبريل 15, 2017 في 9:38 مساءا
10)If the US government tells you NOT to talk to ANYONE about the UFO you saw, go ahead and tell your wife about it .
11)The best way for a police officer to investigate a disturbed grave is to jump into it carrying a lit match.
12)If there's one thing a US Army General cannot stand, it's aliens who send audiotapes that go on, and on, and on....
13)In San Fernando, California, it can be day and night AT THE SAME TIME!
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ أبريل 22, 2017 في 11:52 صباحا
14)Some zombies can stumble around wearing clean clothes, immaculately styled hair and no blood on their faces, unlike some zombies I could mention (yes, I'm talking to you, The Walking Dead).
15)If you're an exterrestial race who wants to establish a friendly relationship with the planet Earth, killing a small town with people in it, people who died, is not the way to go about it.
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ أبريل 25, 2017 في 2:28 مساءا
16)There are times when a man can't believe his own eyes, especially when he's drunk.
17)Don't believe ANYTHING said by a guy named Criswell.
رد بواسطة Maria Kelly
بتاريخ أبريل 29, 2017 في 12:49 صباحا
18) If you're an exterrestial who wants to talk to the United Nations General Assembly, your chances of being taken seriously will be a lot better if you speak English with a sexy British accent.
19)Enough with the spaceships that look like a hubcap already!