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things I learned from ICE PIRATES
Δημοσιεύτηκε από τον/την Reb_BrownSTAFFMOD στις 17 Αύγουστος 2018 στις 01:04 ΜΜ
- Water is extremely rare and hard to find in the universe.
- Smashing glass over someone's head when they are wearing chain-mail is completely ineffective.
- John Carradine was once considered a big enough of a name that it necessitated writing in a full scene for him whenever he was available, even it it was just him lying around not doing or saying anything important.
- Being decapitated is not fatal, nor is it to repeatedly drop a disembodied head onto the floor.
- Using a serrated metal jaws (much like a small bear trap) on someone's private parts will effectively neuter them without killing them.
- Priests don't need to be neutered just in case there really is a God.
- Even pirate robots are insolent.
- Robots have deep feelings for one another.
- Smaller robots fight harder than big ones.
- Slow-witted and cowardly robots are cheaper because their programming is inherently defective (even an expert can't just reprogram them to be more brave).
- A unicorn horn impaling their chest is fatal to a robot but not to the unicorn even if it means losing the horn.
- Cake has sugar in it (as a kid when I watched this, I actually didn't know that).