Cruchot's police office moves into a new building. They do not only get high tech equipment, but also four young female police officers to educate. All of them scramble to work with them -- and cause pure chaos while being distracted by the fine ladies. Then they get into real trouble when one after the other of their female colleagues is kidnapped.

The ambitious police officer Cruchot is transferred to St. Tropez. He's struggling with crimes such as persistent nude swimming, but even more with his teenage daughter, who's trying to impress her rich friends by telling them her father was a millionaire and owned a yacht in the harbor.

Den kønne unge kvinde, Robin, sidder i fængsel, uskyldig dømt og fast besluttet på at vende tilbage til friheden. Hun forfører derfor tømreren Billy Moran, da han en dag laver reparationer inden for fængselsmurene, og overtaler ham til giftermål, så hun kan blive prøveløsladt. Ude i friheden må hun gøre det klart for Billy, at deres forhold kun er proforma, og han kan blot se til, mens hun ubekymret indleder en affære med guvernørkandidaten James Tiernan. Men bag det umage pars forskelligheder er der alligevel tændt en romantisk gnist.

The whole clique of Cruchot's police station is retired. Now he lives with his rich wife in her castle - and is bored almost to death. He fights with the butler, because he isn't even allowed to do the simple works. But when one of the clique suffers from amnesia after an accident, all of the others reunite and kidnap him, to take him on a tour to their old working places and through their memories. In their old uniforms they turn St. Tropez upside down.

Renato og Albin er et middel-aldrende bøssepar, som sammen driver en natklub i Saint Tropez, hvor Albin hver aften står på scenen som Zazu Napoli, hans drag-identitet. Renato har også en søn, fra et tidligere forhold, som han og Albin sammen har opdraget som kærlige forældre. Da sønnen kommer hjem og fortæller at han skal giftes bliver der problemer, for hans forlovedes forældre er ultra-konservative, og nu vil de gerne møde svigerfamilien.

Politistyrken i Saint Tropèz er blevet udvalgt til at repræsentere Frankrig ved en international politi-kongres i New York. Cruchot's datter vil også gerne med til New York, men Far siger "Nej!". Hun sniger sig dog alligevel med som blind passagér på skibet, der skal sejle Saint Tropèz' stolte gendarm-korps til USA. Og naturligvis sker det et par gang under opholdet i New York at Cruchot "ser syner" (datteren), og nær er ved at blive erklæret utilregnelig af sin chef.

Da en rigmand får en storslået fest spoleret af et mordforsøg, sættes den inkompetente politikommissær Boulin på opgaven med at opsnuse spor og finde forbryderen.

The bungling inspector Cruchot finds himself trying to save the residents of St. Tropez from some oil-drinking humanoid aliens. The only way to tell the aliens from the real people, besides their constant thirst for oil-products, is that they sound like empty garbage cans when you touch them. Chaos is ahead.

Politiet i Saint-Tropez iværksætter en større aktion mod farlige billister. Cruchot påtager sig ivrigt opgaven. Da han jagter en Mercedes, som kører alt for hurtigt, begår Cruchot selv en masse lovovertrædelser - for hvilke han bliver alvorligt irettesat. Cruchot opdagere senere, at den pågældende Mercedes holder parkeret foran politistationen, og han er meget opsat på at uddele bøder. Men det viser sig, at bilens ejer er den unge smukke Josépha, og Cruchot bliver øjeblikkeligt forelsket.

In 1930, Louis Martinet, a peaceful sexagenarian, no longer has a long life to live according to the words of his doctor, Leon Galipeau, who sees to take advantage of the very interesting situation of the "future deceased". This one indeed has a small house in Saint-Tropez. Galipeau sniffs the windfall. Following his advice, Martinet agrees to give it in life to the brother of the doctor, Emile, and then rushes back to a health of iron. Worse, he even survives the war. Galipeau, exhausted, decide to use the great means to get rid of the importunce who persists in thwarting their project ...

Zef’s stormy relationship with his brother Roni is further aggravated when Roni marries his daughter just as he is attending to his wife’s funeral. The two brothers have never got on with each other. One is faithful to his religion, the other lives only for the present. Between London, Paris, Saint-Tropez and New York, a series of confrontations and betrayals threatens to drive the family further apart, but out of this confusion will come a great love story, perhaps even two...

In a move to make his partner, Renato, jealous, the flamboyant Albin waits in a local cafe - dressed as a woman - hoping to be picked up. But Albin gets more than he bargains for when the fly he catches in his web is actually a spy, who uses him as an unwitting courier of secret microfilm. Now on the run from ruthless agents, Albin and Renato flee to Italy where they attempt to hide out on a farm, with Albin posing as Renato's wife. Can Albin escape the deadly pursuit of these relentless spies or does he have to sustain this charade - as a woman - forever?

Four stories intertwine during summer at Saint-Tropez: a couple tries to recapture their spark; a girl falls for a male stripper she met at a night club; a famous pianist tries to prevent his ex-wife from re-marrying; an unsuspecting suicidal man gives a gorgeous female Mafia hitman a run for her money.

Paris, summer 1960. Anthropologist and filmmaker Jean Rouch and sociologist and film critic Edgar Morin wander through the crowded streets asking passersby how they cope with life's misfortunes.

Four friends discover the pleasures of Saint-Tropez.

Tina, Julie and Alfa simply turn the tables on love: they don't wait for the guys to come on, they throw themselves into the action when they meet the bowling clique around Tim, Freddy and Rolf. Although their goal is actually only the bowling competition in St. Tropez, they let the party go on. And then it turns out that Tina's father has a plane that might take the boys to St. Tropez...

With her parents away, Anne-Marie drops her studies to spend eight days in Saint-Tropez with her friend Jean-Paul. They are soon caught up in the Saint-Tropez whirlwind. Jean-Paul is seduced by a wealthy woman while Anne-Marie ends up alone with a young man she meets along the way.