Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.

The V1 Extermination Unit searches the near future for survivors who have not been eaten or infected by mutant monsters. The planet is nearly empty, and they hope they won't become a snack for the bloodthirsty mouths. One day, however, they hear a radio transmission, and on the other end is a rebel hero - General Testicle! He needs rescuing, he's trapped...and he's carrying cigars! The journey to save humanity can begin...