Det er nytårsaften og første dag på jobbet for en ensom piccolo, derskal forsøge at holde styr på de tolv gæster i det forfaldne Mon Signor Hotel i Los Angeles. Ikke nogen uoverkommelig opgave, vil du nok mene, men du har til gengæld heller ikke mødt de hér gæster endnu. Hvis Ted -for det hedder piccoloen- overlever denne nat, vil han takke sin skaber og få sig et nyt job.
Et elskovsmiddel viser sig at være ret effektivt for en hofnar, der finder vejen til dronningens hjerte, men opdager, at det måske havde været mere praktisk med nøglen til hendes kyskhedsbælte. Unaturlige aktiviter bliver vilde og behårede, da en godmodig doktor falder for et får, der ikke kan bestemme sig. Jack Barry stiller 20 spørgsmål til fetichisme i et skrupskørt TV-show, der hedder "Gæt en Perversion?". Vi går ned under mikroskopet med sexundersøgelser, da en vanvittig videnskabsmand slipper et hærgende kæmpebryst løs. Og de absurde begivenheder når et hektisk klimaks med sædceller, der er lidt usikre på det med ejakulationen!
Vore frygtløse, unge helte vågner kun for at opdage, at deres fjernsyn er blevet stjålet. Desperate begiver de sig ud på en rejse tværs over Amerika for at få deres elskede fjernsyn tilbage, og hvem ved måske få lagt en pige ned undervejs. På vejen støder de ind i en skummel gangster, der er i besiddelse af en dødbringende virus, hans uhyggelige kone og en FBI-agent med en forkærlighed for kropsvisiteringer. De møder også et par roadier, der forekommer mistænkeligt bekendt, Mr. Van Dreesen, der synger "Lesbian Seagull", en lille, ældre dame og så Mr. Anderson og hans campingvogn, naturligvis. Kan den store Cornholio mon redde situationen denne gang?
The story is based around "spermulites", the alien inhabitants of a dying planet. The only way they can save their planet is by sucking the men of planet earth dry of sperm, kind of like horny vampires.
Three men enter the new wild west of baby making, online forums where sperm donors connect with hopeful parents, but find themselves exchanging more than just genetic material.
A physician who helps his clients bring new life into the world is accused of an ethical breach that's also criminal in this independent drama. Dr. Freeman (Colm Feore) is a doctor who runs an upscale fertility clinic in Las Vegas, Nevada. Freeman specializes in helping women who have had trouble getting pregnant conceive, usually through artificial insemination techniques or transplanting donated eggs into his patients. Over the course of several weeks, Freeman inseminates nine women from different walks of life, eight become pregnant and give birth to healthy children, but when the new mothers compare notes, they discover their children bear a striking resemblance to one another...
Five vixens from Venus are sent to Earth to bring back sperm samples to their planet, which is dying out because there are no men left on it. After they land, they find that it's not all that difficult persuading Earthmen to help them in their quest.
A Japan-set battle-royale comedy over a vial of sperm is centered around three women on the verge of a nervous breakdown from hearing their biological clock ticking away: a doctor and manager of a sperm bank, Sana Kobayashi, a single mother, Maron Kuribayashi, and an alluring receptionist, Mayumi Kujō. Unknowingly, the three shared a beloved partner and a sperm donor, Makoto, but lost him in a sudden accident. The night of Makoto's funeral they are shocked to discover each other in his room. In a rage of screaming, thrashing, and boasting about their own sexual prowess with Makoto, more fierce emotions erupt once Sana's plan to self-inseminate is exposed, but this leads to unexpected consequences. They affirm their real love for Makoto and reveal his true wishes.
It is a variation on the original legend of Alraune in which a Mad Scientist creates a beautiful but demonic child from the forced union between a woman and a Mandrake root. Not to be confused with the 1918 German version of Alraune.
Sutin, a teenage rock musician, masturbates gleefully, and often. Way too often. One night, flying sperm escape and impregnate local women. The babies grow into an army of little creatures with the teen's head -- and libido. Not only do the nasty little monsters think only of chicks and jerking off, they also have a distressing tendency to die at the moment of ejaculation. The city really starts to panic when aliens accidentally turn one of the spawn into a giant.
Dorothy (Fiona Samuel), a lone swimmer, luxuriates in tranquil bliss at a deserted pool — only to have her solitude rudely interrupted by a squad of swimmers. A wordless, strikingly choreographed conflict ensues as Dorothy attempts to assert herself against the dehumanised aggression of the swimmers.
An ejaculate of sperm swim through a uterus. At the branches of the Fallopian tubes, half go one way and half the other. Down one tube toward the sperm bounces a female head, singing, happily on her way. Four sperm zero in; she panics but can't avoid them. Pow! they hit her full force and disappear into her. The decision she makes and what she does next change the course of her life in a major way.
A boy facing expulsion from the university tries to uncover the myth of the Sperm Bridge to make ends meet.