Den pyntesyge Øksebande hersker nærmest uindskrænket i en by i 1930'ernes Kina. Beboerne i én lille boligblok holder dog stand, men en skønne dag brydes freden, og snart er blodbadet i fuld sving. Herefter går det over stok og sten i et kæberaslende miks af slagscener, slapstick-sadisme og ekstatisk sort humor, og selv om figurerne blæser på tyngdekraften, ender mange af dem alligevel i en rød pøl - enten skudt, slået eller hakket ihjel!
Den nørdede Dave elsker superhelte så meget, at han vælger at gøre dem kunsten efter. At han ikke tilnærmelsesvist ejer skyggen af superkræfter, skal ikke stoppe ham. Med et sejt navn, et specialsyet kostume og en maske begiver han sig ud for at bekæmpe kriminalitet. Han får selskab af en anden nybegynder, Red Mist, samt den 11-årige sværdmester Hit Girl og hendes far, Big Daddy.
En psykopatisk seriemorder er løs i New Yorks bøsseklubber, hvor han tager livet af sine ofre med bestialske S/M-metoder. For at efterforske sagen må politimanden Steve Burns arbejde under dække som læderklædt homoseksuel og lære at begå sig i det benhårde undergrundsmiljø.
Bruce Willis er Sjakalen - verdens mest frygtede og berygtede lejemorder - som har fået til opgave at likvidere en amerikansk topembedsmand. Declan Mulqueen (Richard Gere), en fængslet IRA-terrorist, er den eneste, der kan stoppe Sjakalen. FBI's vicechef (Oscar-vinder Sidney Poitier) tager derfor et stort ansvar og en stor risiko, da han beslutter at løslade den ene voldsmand for at dræbe den anden i denne uhyre eksplosive og spændende actionthriller.
Egentlig var det meningen, at det skulle være en hemmelighed, da brandmændene Chuck og Larry bliver gift af forsikringsmæssige årsager. Men en nævenyttig bureaukrat tror ikke på ægteskabet, og så er de to venner nødt til at spille komedie med bryllupsrejse og hele svineriet.
Jerrys forlovede har droppet ham, og som plaster på såret booker hans ven Nick dem en ferie på et cruiseskib fyldt med labre kvinder. Desværre er der sket en lille fejl, og det viser sig, at båden er proppet med elskovssyge mænd - deriblandt den excentriske millionær Lloyd, der forelsker sig i Nick. Tingene ser dog lysere ud, da 15 medlemmer af det svenske bikini-hold reddes af cruiseskibet. Men holdets maskuline træner, Sonja, ser ikke mildt på, at hendes piger interesserer sig for mænd?
Two young women and their friends spend spare time at an exclusive nightclub in 1980s New York.
A man tries to make his wife fall in love with him again, after waking up in an alternate reality where she never knew him.
A vengeful widow worms her way into the home of the man she holds responsible for her husband's suicide.
Yassine asks his best friend Fred to marry him in order to avoid deportation...
Oscar and Peter land a career-making opportunity when a Chicago tycoon chooses them to compete for the design of a cultural center. The tycoon mistakenly believes that Oscar is gay and has him spy on his mistress Amy. Oscar goes along with it and ends up falling in love with Amy.
Tiffani attempts to help her geeky but very cute friend Casey find true love - or at least a sexy hunk. Taken under Tiffani’s wing, Casey pretends to be Ryan, Tiffani's hot, straight, stripper ex-boyfriend, in order to seduce the smoldering Zack online, which works, until the real Ryan shows up!
After getting dumped by his slutty girlfriend, Caleb falls in love with Gwen. However, thanks to Caleb's roommate, Gwen thinks he's gay and sets him up with her roommate, Marc.
A man spreads the rumor of his fake homosexuality with the aid of his neighbor, to prevent his imminent firing at his work.
Two 'very straight' old timers have to learn how to pass as a loving gay couple after falsely claiming same-sex status to take advantage of newly legislated tax laws.
Bruno's plan to win back his ex-girlfriend hits a snag when he becomes attracted to her boyfriend.
A rich Sicilian, Fefè Mottola, decides to call a wealthy girl graduate: Giovanna, who is about to become a teacher, because his son needs repetitions. The boy, named Franco, is shocked by the physical beauty of the teacher, and so to restrain himself decides to pose as gay. But the deception does not last long, because the sexual impulses of Alfredo explode.
In the conservative city of Jerusalem, Ami Shoshan, an Israeli football player, is forced by a mafia boss to pose as a homosexual, a punishment for flirting with the criminal's girlfriend. Shoshan is banned by players and fans of his team, but becomes a hero of the gay community.
Two escaped convicts roll into the village of Happy, Texas, where they're mistaken for a gay couple who work as beauty pageant consultants. They go along with it to duck the police, but the local sheriff has a secret of his own.
Doctor Eva Marini takes up a position at an army base to investigate the sexual behavior of the Italian male soldier and soon finds out she's taken on more than she bargained for.