Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune.
Joe Dirt har en drøm: at finde sine forældre som blev væk ved Grand Canyon da han var barn. Den ukuelige Joe drager af sted, bevæbnet med en optimisme som ingen kan tage livet af. Hans søgen fører ham på kollisionskurs med en broget forsamling af mennesker, bl.a. en rigtig dulle, en vicevært og en psykopatisk kannibal. Joe er helt oppe på dupperne hele vejen til Los Angeles, hvor en provokerende radiovært vil gøre grin med ham i sit show. Men Joes livshistorie gør ham snart til en publikumsucces, og buhråbene bliver til klapsalver da en hel by lytter med for at høre alt om Joe Dirts eventyr.
Thibault, en modig og rig greve i det 12. århundredes Frankrig, der netop skal giftes med sit livs kærlighed. Men da hans skønjomfru bliver forbandet af en ond heks, søger Thibault hjælp hos den lokale troldmand, der skal skrue tiden tilbage så han kan redde hende. Men i stedet for at gå tilbage, kaster magien Thibault og hans trofaste tjener næsten 1000 år ud i fremtiden, til Chicago, hvor han møder sin efterkommer Julia, og hendes bedrageriske forlovede.
Four stories about Finnish life intersect. In the first one, drum artist Monkki Mähönen arrives for a renovation job at his old band mate's summer villa. Second story revolves around wannabe motorcycle gang and its leader Jouni who are being humiliated at a village shop. Thirdly in the 1960s, a star reporter Erkki "Likasanko" Sysimetsä starts writing a once in a lifetime story about the womanizing of Arvo Hakala, a pipe organ repair man. In the fourth story, a fantasy and sci-fi film director Kurt "Kurre" von Riikonen is looking for financing of his upcoming movie Excalibur IV with catastrophic consequences.
A 'cave' boy with disruptive flatulence and his father live a cold life in the Alps, until the boy is sent outside and changes life forever.
Tom vows to love and protect his Zombie Wife 'til death do they part. Zombie Wife needs feeding, and Tom must fulfill her needs. Day after day, he risks his life to bring home the bacon that his Zombie Wife craves. They long for their life back: a family who used to sing and dance together. Family is unity, unity is power, and they were, and are, invincible when they dance.