影片根据真实事件改编，一位窗户清洁工一直以来都在独自抚养着儿子。身患绝症的父亲迫切地为三岁的儿子迈克尔寻找收养家庭，也因此，他的苦痛人生被和盘托出。影片以生前料理身后事这样的尖锐方式展开，身为父亲的他决定为儿子找一个崭新且完美的家庭。

Norman is a window cleaner who has to clean a manor house with hundreds of windows. He is distracted by the son of the house who persuades him to go into town. When some villains try and kidnap the young heir Norman fights them off but the heir has banged his head and can't remember Norman's heroic stand

年轻的蒂米一开始在他弟弟的小公司当窗户清洁工。很快，他了解到一些女性顾客希望得到额外的服务。尽管他年轻又好奇，但他还是不情愿地接受了这份有趣的任务。然而，他的心属于利兹，她要求最高的承诺，直到她让他一路走下去。

A publicity-minded French mayor reunites quintuplets and their earthy father, all six played by Fernandel.

A windows cleaner is struggling to keep the building he is assigned to free from any dirt.

A clique of girls in an English school wear a small yellow teddy bear on their uniform to signify that they have lost their virginity. Linda, the girls' leader, fears she may be pregnant from her window cleaner boyfriend, "Kinky", an aspiring pop singer. Desperate, and unable to confide in her parents, she must wrestle with her conscience and decide what course of action to take. Meanwhile, a concerned teacher learns the significance of the yellow teddy bears, and in trying to help the girls in question, puts her own career in jeopardy.

Randy window cleaner Robin Evans gets more than he bargained for when he stumbles upon the mad Professor Gaylord and his experimental Sex Ray.