서른 네 번째 생일을 맞은 창문 청소부 '존', 살 날이 얼마 남지 않은 그에게는 마지막으로 할 일이 있다. 바로 네 살 짜리 아들 '마이클'에게 새로운 부모를 찾아주는 것. 세상에 혼자 남을 아이를 위해 '존'은 특별한 부모를 찾는 여정을 시작한다.

Norman is a window cleaner who has to clean a manor house with hundreds of windows. He is distracted by the son of the house who persuades him to go into town. When some villains try and kidnap the young heir Norman fights them off but the heir has banged his head and can't remember Norman's heroic stand

Young Timmy starts as a window cleaner in the little company of his brother. Soon he learns that some female customers expect additional service. Young and curious as he is, he reluctantly accepts the juicy duty. However his heart belongs to Liz, who demands the highest commitment until she lets him go all the way.

A publicity-minded French mayor reunites quintuplets and their earthy father, all six played by Fernandel.

A windows cleaner is struggling to keep the building he is assigned to free from any dirt.

A clique of girls in an English school wear a small yellow teddy bear on their uniform to signify that they have lost their virginity. Linda, the girls' leader, fears she may be pregnant from her window cleaner boyfriend, "Kinky", an aspiring pop singer. Desperate, and unable to confide in her parents, she must wrestle with her conscience and decide what course of action to take. Meanwhile, a concerned teacher learns the significance of the yellow teddy bears, and in trying to help the girls in question, puts her own career in jeopardy.

Randy window cleaner Robin Evans gets more than he bargained for when he stumbles upon the mad Professor Gaylord and his experimental Sex Ray.